R.I.P CURFEW HOURS😢

Make-up by Suu https://instagram.com/beauty_full254?igshid=1n2rzn85n3jfz

Wakurugenziiii 😅 Wadau na wadauresses 😄 mkoje? I pray that you are well and keeping safe! Sanitise! Wear your mask well! And keep some social distance 😊 Na wale watu wangu wa Kagwe special, be comforted😂😅 As you begin your rehabilitation today, my prayers are with you 😂🤣. I came across a meme saying, " Vile President Uhuru ametukalia unaweza dhani yeye si mmoja wetu 😩😩😩. Kumbe kikulacho ki nguoni mwako" 😂😂😂 Weeuh, hiyo meme ikona makasiriko, but msijali, you will save so much money. Don't ask me how much I have saved since I don't drink juu tutakosana vibayaa😂😂😂. Anyway, back to our story, have you ever been caught up by curfew 😧? Yes, last Sunday I was a culprit 😆. Nifuate unyo unyo as I narrate about this epic moment.

Its such a beautiful Sunday ❤️, I wake up the way kings wake, jovial and with a bliss😊, just the same. We are all blessed with the same 24 hours, the same occurrence of consciousness. The dayshine greets my eyes and makes me aware of the beauty and simplicity of life, my heart and lungs expand. There are moments that I feel that I must have been so blessed to live the same day over and over, even though age catches up, for those first few moments are quite identical. At first there are the dreams, then the sense of welcoming a new day, the anticipation of whatever comes. Isn't God faithful?!😊

I grab my phone to catch up with what's trending and just as I was about to, I receive a call from my sister, "Cicieh, good morning? We have missed you guys!" "Good morning too siz, we are fine and of course missing you all, especially the babies" I replied back.
"You guys can create some time today. We have some goodies from Mîiru, you can come over and pick some." Siz went ahead to say.
"Aaah, that's beautiful! Hata nasikia Jayden anaweza tulock kesho, mummy should have had us in mind as she sent the goodies. See you after our online youth service 😊 Thanks in advance 😊." I reverted.

It's 3pm, we just had lunch and we are about to set off to see my sister and her family. It's not a far off place from where we stay and so in a few, we would be there.
We get a lot of 'saseni' na 'mmetuletea?'😆 from the babies, proceeded to little 'muchene' here and there and a lot of 'how have you been?' stories. A little bit of make up classes with non else by our make up professional Suu.  In short, we enjoyed the moment😊.

It's 8pm and since our big sister has been boiling 'muthikore' from Meru and Kambas will call it 'muthokoi', she says. "You guys don't have to do the cooking today, we can prepare supper and you can have it packed!" It must be nice😅😊 Who has the energy to do the cooking hata? I just want to get home, rest and begin the hustle the next day😩.

"Suu, do you know what time is it? We need to get going otherwise curfew will catch up with us?" I said. Kidogo kidogo, one of the babies doesn't want us to leave 😆😅 and he begins crying 😓. Now, let's get serious in packing these goodies from Mîiru, "mavakado, bananas, matuma yani nduma, îkwaa ama ukitaka yams..." Aaah wadauuu, hata Jayden angeamua kabaya, we were set for it.

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Just a few metres to our house, we hear "Mariamu's" sirens..Cool kids will think Mariamu is my grandmother 😅, wait, its that police landcruiser. We had just thanked God that we made it to our estate past curfew but we had not come across the police😅. The defo is a liar🤣🤣.
Kenyan police can be dramatic wadau 😂😂😂. They get off from 'mariamu' and begin running after us!" Aaaah, shakaaa😰 today is the day!

"Wenye nchi, watoto wa Chief, nyinyi ndio mnatusumbua mkiradarada usiku ovyo ovyo?" One of the afande said sarcastically.
Suu is quite tensed. "Relax, I will handle this." I whispered to Suu.
Confidence, Kajuju, relax and be confident. Wadau, confidence ni kitu ya maana sana.
"Mkubwaa, unaona ile dirisha ikona mwangaza, sio blue sio yellow, hapo katikati, aki, hiyo ni yetu." I said.
"Sasa madam umeona hatuna story ndo utupee, tumezoea! Ingieni hapa ndani! Hamtasumbua watu akili." Afande said.
"Aki ona tumetoka huntering and gathering ya chakula, watoto wako...." When I was about to talk about kids nikaona nitachoma, it's high time I got creative wadau na wadauresses.😅😂

Apart from so many luggages we carried, we slayed you all. You all know I am a legendary actress 😅, I walk a little as we talk. I had a sleeveless yellow flowery skater dress, slightly above the knee. You know skater dresses can exaggerate the hips you all na tusisumbuane😅😅. One of the greatest designers in the world by the name Coco Chanel said, “Dress shabbily and they remember the dress. Dress impeccably and they notice the woman.” Are you thinking what am thinking?😅😆😆😆 I am still born again but this Mariamu, hii Mariamu hii, wadauuu, is a no for me. I do some psychological analysis and I am convinced some SYSTEM UPDATE can work on this particular afande😂😅, kwa wale hawajui, system update ni kukatiana😂😂😂. Shakaaaa🤣🤣

"Afande Sisi hata hatuna ubaya aki wacha tu twende, we promise that you won't meet us in these streets beyond curfew hours!" I said.
"Uko sure?" He asked. I knew my system update is working.
I get my phone from the bag and ask for his number, and of course I didn't dial it.
"Unaweza niita Moses sio afande ama uniite kwako🤗🤗. Endeni nyumbani, and don't forget to dial my number.🤗 And you two are so beautiful ladies...Nitakujis mmoja wenu😊😍" Moses said.
"Sawa Mose...I will go with the latter, nitakuita kwangu😂 have a beautiful week ahead and thanks a lot."
Wadau na wadauresses 😄 Tuliponea chupu chupu😂😂 Curfew imetuonyesha mambo.

Happy poetic Tuesday. Don't forget that we are always winning 💯
Give it your best 😊😊

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