UMOINNER MANYANGARE

Wadauuuuuuu🤗🤗🤗🤗... Wakurugenziii... First ofoo, are you fine? Leo nakupeleka moja kwa moja hadi Umoja aka Umo, the city of the latest nganyas, ama ukitaka manyangareee. Aaah,hii nayo, utapenda na usipoipenda basi, utaffffurrrrahia☺️.

I have gathered a few facts about these matatus and their users.

1. UMOINNER nganyas ply to Umoja 1, 2 and Inner core Estate, but yeah, utazipata along Thika Road, Mombasa Road, I mean, itapitia hadi Namanga bora ihepe jam😅. Dere wa UMOINNER heri aende South Africa kuliko kukaa kwa jam😅.

Check the screenshots below from Umoja residents Facebook page😂😂.

2. There is too loud music in the nganyas...like let me call you once I alight from the matatu. Most of them have installed screens in every corner of the matatu. Some have each screen for every client. Watu wa Ruaka na Waiyaki Way kaeni kando kidogo mnawekewa kameme FM, but why😒😒.

And yeah, some of them have PS5 as well.

3. They have masterful artistic filters. The nganyas are decorated to attract customers. A times they feature portraits of famous people, creative artwork or slogans and sayings like 'dere tuangushe tuonekane kwa news'. Smh.

4. They are driven on a very high speed and will use short cut by all means. You are supposed to be at work by 9 am and it's 8:40am, nganyaaaa!! Will be your savior. Nganyas don't wait for customers, it's the customers that wait for them..."Check, iko hapa Kariobangi, in the next 3 minutes dere will be here." Donda akitupanga. This is a true story😂😂.

There are very many other matatus in Umoja market but you will find people chilling for that fastest nganyas to arrive. Sometimes we will walk towards Mutindwa to karibia the ma3, by the time inafika Umoja Market ndio 'ikate' irudi tao ishajaa...aiyaaa😅😂

Caution; This speed is not conducive for your old parents and people living in shagzz in case they come visiting. Kama wewe ni mgeni usidoze kwa nganya. Thank me later 😂.

5. Kupiga lukuu hapa ni lazima kutoka driver, donda na pia abiria.

Beshte wangu wa Umo unishow kuwa huwezi sota na ukose kupiga lukuu😂😂.

Vijana wa huku ni madesigner tu kutoka viatu, watches, manguo na maperfume. Uliza Carlton wa Nike akuconfirmie hii story😅😂. Let's talk about slayqueens na make-up and the designer handbags.."Alafu sijui wanatoanga wapi tuslayqueens...kanadungwa hapo mbele kwa driver😅. Living in Umoja is a lifetime experience that I cannot regret." Someone said.

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6. Takes no time to load passengers.

As other matatus queue to jaza abiria, nganya zikona heshima yake. Ikishawasili, the rest pause, inajaa inaleft alafu wengine ndo wajaze😅.

Respect the OGs😂.

7. Bei yake ni Ksh 100, iwe asubuhi, mchana, jioni, rush hour, week day, weekends, low seasons ni wewe😅. Maybe kuskinyesha iwe ksh. 150. Alafu hapa pia kulipa fare inakuwaga na connections (Hii nione kando) ama tuseme next article on how to pay cheaper in nganyas. Connections sio kutafuta job tu, kuna hata bei ya customer wa kawaida😂.

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8. Kama ukona mizigo please tumia Utimo ama uende B/S. Sio juu hawapendi mizigo, hapana, ni juu stage hawafiki cause they are ever on the run rushing to get the next group of abirias. You will hear residents complain of being dropped at Khoja Mosque, ilibidi ambie koliqs alihamia Limuru juu kila siku anatokea hiyo side ama na uko River Road. Jioni unaachwa na uko Mutindwa ama Jesca ama Plan B. The advantage is that you get to your destination very fast, like, "tumekuvukisha jam, uko tao, utashindwa kutembea kwa ofisi? Jamani."😅

9.Ni express, hakuna kusimama kwa Barbara. Refer to point 1, they would rather drive to Namanga and come back cause staying in traffic is a NO.

10. The drivers and dondas are very friendly 😊

What did I Ieave out, weka kwa comment box below😊.

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