SHOPPING HACKS-Part 1 🤭

Wadauuuuuuu ☺️☺️☺️... Wakurugenziii....I have missed you guys...I send you hugs during these tough times of Covid 19😘. We shall overcome. It is always an exhilarating moment that I cherish to reach you through Venecity Chronicles😊. First ofoo, let's do a check up, mark present by commenting, 'I am fine' on the comment box below cause we value you.☺️

Straighta to what brought you here☺️. Having been a salesperson for more than 2 years now, my life has never been the same when getting new stuff for myself😂 Tangu nijue kuna mashimo for every commodity I needed in the house, aaah😀....utafurahhii...ndugu, utapenda😀.

I am going to educate you on how to buy one product at wholesale prices comfortably😊

1. Electronics/Phones.

Ayaa, twende moja kwa moja hadi Luthuli...Wadauuu, umeingia Luthuli hapo opposite Archives. Umeniona? Nimevaa Tshirt ya Nokia😉. 

This market sells all kinds of electronics, but allow me to focus on phones today (You know I am the call person on the phone business😅) tulia nikuchanue nanii, lemmi comb you.

So now, if you want to save and get a phone at wholesale prices, get a t-shirt/hoodie or anything branded a phone company name...I mean chapa tisho ya Nokia, Samsung, Techno, kitu kama hiyo... The woria will like, 'bromoteer, unataka simu gani?'😂 

Thank me later.

Caution- This hack is for risk takers🤭. You will find all kinds of phones in this market, both original and counterfeit. You got to be a pro and knowledgeable on phones models cause otherwise, mimi siko😒

Mobile Phones are a bit dynamic and that's why you will find people getting them from their trusted vendors. You may get similar phone models but meant for a different market (Not for East African market) hence lacking the warranty. To help you avoid falling into the trap of getting counterfeit phones/accessories, Elegant Phones_254 can be of great help. Click on the link to visit their page and get more knowledge on the same.

Oppo A54 4gb/128gb @Ksh24999 + free 21D glass protector. Elegant Phones_254

2. Utensils/shoes/clothes

Kamukunji ni baba yao hii sector👌. Wale wa kupaka make up na kuslay mkienda shopping huku, kugongwa mtagongwa hii soko, ungeingia Mr.Price tu roho safi. Si kugongwa kugongwa🙄. If you know you know😂😂

First ofoo, beba dust coat na uilaunch Kamukunji massive, let it be colour green or blue, you will look like Kamau and sons staff. (Deal?)  Don't put on a white one, aah, you are not going to the hospital nah. Are you a nurse? Once you have done that, you will acquire the Shoes/utensils at wholesale prices since you are one of their neighbors😀. They assumed you ran out of stock 😳...thank me later.

Well, maybe the dust coat is a struggle for you, let try another hack...

You should know some basic Kikuyu language like, 'Uhoro wakû' 'kwega mono'  eeeh Atis, is that too much to ask?🤭

Well, if that can't work for you, do your Swahili with exaggerated Kikuyu accent, 'îî nikuurizee, hiyo sufulia unanipee na ngapi? Washa tu nitashukia kecho...' 

Utapewa bei yenye hatupewi, aaah, wewe ni mundu wa nyomba (they assume every kikuyu is business man/broker).😂😂😂

Wakikushuku, indicate that your client placed an order and therefore they should get you the product on wholesale prices.

Hii kanairo inaitaji ujanjez😀

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Ooh, just a reminder that your tomorrow is greater than your today😊

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