EZEKIEL EATS THE BIBLE 🤭

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Today am gonna bring you some Bible humorous anecdotes. Wadau, the Bible has got absurd incidences that will leave you amused. When the Bible indicates that there is nothing new under the sun, the writer clearly meant it. People were as flawed as we are today. From the story of Amnon son of David raping the sister Tamar to the story of Sodom and Gomorrah! Absalom is the son of David who killed his brother Amnon and also tried to overthrow his father's kingdom😒😒😒. Ati Uhuru betrayed anga who?!😅 Is that new? Who lied to us that as happy as a king? Who? David faught battles my fren. Yaani you have a successful family but kuna tu yule mmoja sumbua😏😏😏. Haisuruuu.😅 These were incredible stories in the Bible that will leave you like, 'who does that?' It was done in the old days, if you hear about it today, don't be surprised!🤭

Well, today we will focus on prophet Ezekiel. Is this not same guy who prophesied to the dry bone? I really hope he went for therapy after this incidence. Lol😂😂😂. In the book of Ezekiel 37:1-14:,https//www.google.com/amp/s/www.biblegateway.com/passage/%3fsearch=Ezekiel%2b37:1-14&version=NIV&interface=amp , you will read on how God took Ezekiel to a valley full of dry bones and he is told to prophesy life to these bones. I want to think that at first it must be traumatizing!🤷 "Son of man, can these bones come to life?" God asked Ezekiel 😄. Ezekiel ni mjanja, "Eeeh mkubwa, hapa wewe ndo unajua kama itawesmake!" I want to think what was running in Ezekiel's mind was, hii kitu haigwesiii nanii😂😂 lakini kulingana na maajabu nimeyaona kutokana na Mwenyezi Mungu, ni kama inawesmake😏. Let's wait and see!😅

God commands Ezekiel to breathe life to the bones. He commanded tendons and flesh to come out of the bones and they did.
"As I was prophesying,  there was a noise, a rattling sound, and the bones came together, bone to bone. I looked, and tendons and flesh appeared on them and skin covered them, but there was no breath in them. Then he said to me, “Prophesy to the breath;(I) prophesy, son of man, and say to it, ‘This is what the Sovereign Lord says: Come, breath, from the four winds(J) and breathe into these slain, that they may live.’” 10 So I prophesied as he commanded(K) me, and breath entered them; they came to life and stood up on their feet—a vast army."🤭🤭🤭
Kidogo kidogo unasikia wakiongeleshana, "eeeh vipi morio niaje? Aiya ni wewe🤗?!" If you were Ezekiel, ungeenda mbio gani?😂😂😂Mimi 1:59 ni mingi sana😅 weeuh, wacha tu, lakini kama wasemavyo, ya Mungu ni mengi!🤗

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Now, wadau and wadauresses, in Ezekiel 3:1-4, Ezekiel is commanded to literally eat the scroll😅. "Kula neno Ezekiel, na sio kdf" 😂😂😂lol. Somebary 😅 chukua bibilia yako, kulaaa🤗😅
Ati son of man, eat what is front of you!😅 Infront of Ezekiel is a scroll, yani it's like being asked to eat your Bible and not a baked Bible as some of you may think 🙄😅. Ezekiel was supposed to eat the scroll and go speak to the Israelites. I want faith like Ezekiel's. He says, "nilifungua mdomo and He gave me the scroll to eat"🤭
Njooni tusemesane, mdau ameingia Guinness book of records 😅😂.
Ezekiel says that he ate it and it tasted as sweet as honey 🍯😋😋😋. Anyway wadau Mimi nimeenda! God is so full of surprises 🤭
Baadaye Ezekieli akaenda na akanenea wanaisraeli🤗🤗🤗

Lessons learnt
For detailed interpretation of dry bones, visit http://www.elonsmallgroup.com/lessons-from-dry-bones/

We have so many dry bones in our lives, it could be family issues dry bones, financial dry bones, whatever kind of dry bones in your valley. God could be speaking to you about them. How does he speak? Read his word! Kula neno! He commanded Ezekiel to prophesy life to these bones, mdau, ni wewe tu, utaamini and prophesy about your life! You and yourself😊 ,not your pastor or you parents! Take a step of faith and speak life to your difficult situation. Then God will breathe life in your dry bones! 

The dry bones may seem non redeemable like in this case🙆🙆. When God asks Ezekiel whether these dry bones could come to life, Ezekiel got no answer. "Sovereign Lord, it's you alone who knows." Yaani, Ezekiel knows that God COULD bring them to life but He ain't sure whether He WOULD bring them to life. Such situations could be in your life, "Manze God, najua unaweza Fanya hivi Kwa life yangu but let your will be done, wewe ndo kuamua."😊😊 Am I preaching? Najisikia Niko serious 😂😂😂 Namaliza, na sio Ile ya pastor wenu mwenye humaliza five times in a sermon 😄 lol.

As I conclude, Ezekiel is asked to eat a scroll and then go speak to the Israelites. We are commanded to pray in regards to the word of God. The Bible says, God never forsakes His word and if you pray as per His word, umempata 10 nil. He does as per His word! Pray in alignment with God's word!
As "I finish" ya mwisho, akii😂😂😂, Kula neno mdau, na sio kdf😅😅

Enyewe this is an inspirational Monday 😅. I wish you a successful week, full of God's love and your "dry bones" coming back to life in Jesus name. 🤗🤗🤗

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