HOW I CELEBRATED MY BIRTHDAY

Her highness the birthday girl 🥰

Wadaau, tumsifu Yesu Kristo🤗  Mko fiti?😅
I am bringing you this story straightaaa from the kitchen. How my day went like😀. Mtafurahiaa 😂... Turuus

Sasaa, I woke up and did my thing, prepared for work, did full make up! si unajua lazima nijitreat kiasi hata kama hakuna budesco hii roundi😂😂😂
My people were wondering why I wasn't excited about my birthday. My mbogi was so excited about my birthday, way before the D-day and posing questions like 'party itakuwa wapi?'🤭. Baby Ray called to say that he was on his way to my birthday😅. Aiiyaa, with whose money? My account can be embarrassing a times a beg😅. Be warned, baby Ray will come to your birthday and he will sing the birthday song to himuselofu🤣. Wacha niwambie,  during his mum's birthday, we red handedly caught him set with a knife in the kitchen ready to cut the mum's cake😂😂smh.

We had plans to meet up with a dear friend Hellen that evening. My small sister Twity si mnajua huyo lazima tu she had to come through even if it meant kidnapping me from work 😅.
On my way to town, I received a WhatsApp text from Hellen who told me that we would not be able to meet. She as well asked me to let her know when I got to town.

Twity, Kiki & Vene

I report to work and make a call to Hellen. Hellen ni nani, ni Yule beshte yani. She sends a breakfast package from Nimrod coffee.  'sasa nitapike ile mkate ya asubuhi ama, juu I can't resist this sumptuous breakfast'😂😂. Disclaimer, after reading this story, you will realize that most of my friends came through with food stuff😂, Nani aliwambia mi hupenda chakula surely? Mimi?! Chakula! Nitakula tu wasisikie vibaya😅😅.

Kidogo kidogo my girls club wakakam through na calls here and there. Kidogo kidogo, 'siz, go to Java, get some coffee and cake' Guess what, Glow amedrop ka-mpesa💃💃.
Mimi niende unyo unyo Java, nikae chini, niitishe 'kaua ka maana yatano' na hii economy. Najua kutengeneza latte kwa nyumba🤣🤣 lol.

It's 2:15pm, my girl Twity calls."Happy birthday my gal, my sister Kinya came to town for your birthday. Can we have lunch at 2:30pm? Are you busy? "
"Aaaww, thanks my girl, yeah let me organise and come." I revert.
"Come to my dad's office and then we can go have our lunch. Kinya is so excited about your birthday girl🥰🥰"
Mimi huyo, I have to slay. Ama mnataka niende na Nokia Tshirt na sijui napelekwa wapi? Surely!😅.

I get at Tumaini- house, tunapiga udaku kidogo, of course take a few pictures and we leave for lunch.
"How are you feeling that it's your day? Where do we go for lunch girlie?" Mimi hata ukinipeleka kwa Njuguna tukunywe 'subuu' ikona kafirifiri kwa umbali ni Sawa pia😅.
We head to Mint & Salt. Twity asked me to dare their yummy chicken Shawarma and salads. The waiter brought the drinks menu. Kinya asked me to try sijui French kîrîaa😅. Weeuh, how do you pronounce classic mojito, ati 'mohito' . Nilenge hii story ya drinks ama? Juu hizi majina a beg😂😂 but who am I? Twity decides to take me through the names as I pronounced them. Wadau nimesahau zote😂😂. I honestly enjoyed my lunch and am so grateful to these girls who became family ❤️💕💗.

Thanks Sue & Dagama for the cake😋

Kidogo kidogo Sue calls me (you should be knowing Sue by now)😅🤭. "Are you at the shop? there is a friend of mine who want 6 Nokia phones from you. I have given them your number😊." Aaah, wadau, hiyo ni deal fitii💪, wacha niharakishe ndo nipatane na huyu customer.
I went back to the shop, 30 minutes are gone. The customer hasn't called yet. Kidogo kidogo, Sue and my niece Tracy ndo hao, the great customers I have been waiting for. Sema makekiii, sema kusurprisiwa wadau! Weeuh, hapa mtu hufanyaje🤦🤦. Si ni kukata keki tunakula na wadau. It's around 4:30pm, the excitement around can't allow me concentrate at work and so we set for home.

Sue, Tracy & I

We get a matatu and I suddenly remember I had left something I needed at the shop. We alight and I get back to the shop. Kidogo kidogo, our brotherman calls, sijui tumwite budesco but hapana huyu ni Yule brazaman wadau. "Mshatoka? I am almost in town. Can you chill for a few minutes? We can meet at Chicken Inn at Archives." Kama hujui, there is a new one at Archives. Wadauu, semeni Makuku😅, masoda maingi na sijui mashokolate, nipeeni spelling za 'milksheki'😂😂😂
Aaah mbogi ilifurahiiiia.

Did I tell you that before our bro arrived we had to request the soldier at the entrance to allow us wait from the inside. You can say this with all the Luhya🤣 "Sasaa, uko chuu mnafaa kuingia Tu na risiti. Mtangojeako Tu hapo". Weeuh we chill at the entrance with strict instructions. They arrive and just on saying hi, soja wenu ndo huyo. "Nani alikuwa anangojewa? Tafadhali enda ufanyeko order Kwanza"🤣😂😂 Am dying! So we ask him to give us a minute since one of us was not staying. " Hapanaaa, hata Mimi naharakishwa. Mlipe kwanza tafadhali." He directs them to the counter. We had to pay first😂😂.

We get to upstairs and we are welcomed by the soldier who was harakishaing the other one at downstairs. We take two tables and the lady soldier decides to social distance us like we were doing Chemistry paper 3. Smh.
I argue that we stay in the same house so it made no sense to have people in different corners. Our brazaman is so mad right now, he even suggests we take away. Tulikula tu☹️☹️. Corona ishindwee btw.
We later left for home. Of course had to take the cake to Baby Ray 😄. You would think it was his birthday. Did I tell you how people ate in the car you would think tulikua kwa safari ya kwenda Miiru with Kensilver😂😂🤣🤣.
Wadauuu...
Nikikafunga, I want to thank this special category of people, watu wangu wa MPESA, hii message iliponya magonjwa yote yaliokuweko😂😂😂.

I wanna thank my family, though I had to remind mum that it was my birthday 😄, friends who later became my family,  colleagues. You guys are amazing. The beautiful texts with amazing wishes that I pray shall come to pass! I don't take it for granted manze. Let's see what God has in store for me and you this great year!

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