Venecity Chronicles

Wakurugenziii🤗🤗 mpoo?? Sorry if the title got you here and you didn't get the news as expected 😅. I am grateful to you for taking your time to open my articles and going an extra mile to read them😊. Si wewe ni wa maana sana🤗🤗. Sasa wadauu, today am doing part 2 of how Tamar's brother Absalom revenged. To get the flow of the story click the previous story   I was raped by my blood brother 😰 -part 1 . Ayaa basi twende moja kwa moja hadi 1 Samwel 13 mshororo wa 23😅. Najua umekwama hapo Kwa mshororo 😂. Kiswahili lugha ya taifa, lol😅😂 and no one can gerrit😏😅 smh. In part 1 of this story, we encounter two siblings, Amnon and his step sister Tamar. Amnon 'fell in love' with the sister Tamar and to get her, he had to lie to the dad, King David that he was ill and would get well if his sister Tamar would cook him some meal in his house. It must be nice😂 aah wadau, it must be nice 😂. Boom! The dude raped the sister😰😰. Tamar's brother, Absalom knew about it an...

Make-up by Suu  https://instagram.com/beauty_full254?igshid=1n2rzn85n3jfz Wakurugenziiii 😅 Wadau na wadauresses 😄 mkoje? I pray that you are well and keeping safe! Sanitise! Wear your mask well! And keep some social distance 😊 Na wale watu wangu wa Kagwe special, be comforted😂😅 As you begin your rehabilitation today, my prayers are with you 😂🤣. I came across a meme saying, " Vile President Uhuru ametukalia unaweza dhani yeye si mmoja wetu 😩😩😩. Kumbe kikulacho ki nguoni mwako" 😂😂😂 Weeuh, hiyo meme ikona makasiriko, but msijali, you will save so much money. Don't ask me how much I have saved since I don't drink juu tutakosana vibayaa😂😂😂. Anyway, back to our story, have you ever been caught up by curfew 😧? Yes, last Sunday I was a culprit 😆. Nifuate unyo unyo as I narrate about this epic moment. Its such a beautiful Sunday ❤️, I wake up the way kings wake, jovial and with a bliss😊, just the same. We are all blessed with the same 24 hours, the sa...

Good morning wadau na wadauresses 😄. What a beautiful Monday morning 😍❤️. I promised to bring you some inspirational story every Monday cause it gonna be a positive vibes week😊. Oooh yes, pull a stool and a glass of warm water 🤗🤗. Ayaa basi😊, nitakupeleka moja kwa moja hadi the book of John 5:1-15 where John takes us back to a remarkable healing at the Pool of Bethesda in Jerusalem. Jesus had come for some feast in Jerusalem. Wadau na wadauresses😊, a pool is a place of stagnancy. You are stuck, making no progress in life however much you tried. In Verse 5 we meet a man who lied by the pool waiting for his healing. Bethesda is the house of grace and mercy that literally means to be covered and surrounded by grace 💪. Can I get an amen? Thank you Kemmie for the amen at the back😅😂 God bless you 😅. From verse 3, " Here a great number of disabled people used to lie—the blind, the lame, the paralyzed.   [4]  [ b ]   5  One who was there had been an invalid...

Wakurugenziiii😂🤗🤗🤗 The kind of energy I got when calling you guys😂, I wish I could be doing it literally😅. I feel some typa thrill when referring to my wadau and wadauresses😄.😍 Now, pull a stool for this narration 🔥🔥🔥 Relax! It's a Bible story 😅 Ayaa basi, popote pale ulipo mpenzi msomaji naomba twende moja kwa moja hadi mtaa wa Judah, Israeli 😀. In 2 Samwel 13, we cover the story of Tamar, the princess of Israel, daughter of King David, who was raped by her half brother Amnon. Tamar's mum was called Maacah bat Talmal. The Bible records that Tamar was very beautiful. Let me put it better🤗. Absalom was Tamar' brother. The Bible records that Absalom was more handsome than the dad David. He was pretty closer to perfect in the looks department 😂, sembuse dada yake😅?! Anyone can gerrit 🤷🤣. Tamar was such a pretty doll ama Mali Safi as young men of nowadays would put it😅 lol. Amnon was desperately in love with the sister Tamar. No, desperate was understat...

Wakurugenziii🤗🤗... You guys are so amazing yani! Thanks for reading, commenting, sharing my articles and also subscribing to my blog. First of all, wacha nitoe rambirambi zangu to all Man United fans😅, poleni sana wadau na wadauresses, haya ni ya dunia tu😂😂, yataisha!😅 Sasa mnataka kulia? Mimi sina ubaya🤷😅. Thanks Man u fans for the ice breaking here😂😂👊. Today am gonna bring you some Bible humorous anecdotes. Wadau, the Bible has got absurd incidences that will leave you amused. When the Bible indicates that there is nothing new under the sun, the writer clearly meant it. People were as flawed as we are today. From the story of Amnon son of David raping the sister Tamar to the story of Sodom and Gomorrah! Absalom is the son of David who killed his brother Amnon and also tried to overthrow his father's kingdom😒😒😒. Ati Uhuru betrayed anga who?!😅 Is that new? Who lied to us that as happy as a king? Who? David faught battles my fren. Yaani you have a successful fam...

Wadau and wadauresses😄😄 salimikeni hewani 😎 High five to those that have sanitised😅. Now, I am about to narrate my first flight experience 😂. Weeuh, mtafurrahi😅 In 2017, a few months before our undergraduate graduation, my friend Hellen and I planned to give our Parents a surprise by booking them return tickets to Kisumu for our graduation at the only university in the Equator 😂. It was a brilliant idea since my mum had encountered a leg fracture from a motor vehicle accident earlier that year😒. After the graduation ceremony, I would enjoy my first flight with my parents as I kissed the long night travels to Western goodbye 😅😂. Wadau, shetani amewahi kuvalilia high waist na akajifunga designer belt🤣🤣🤣. Hiyo design! That is exactly what he did🤷. This was around Christmas season. Ogopa Lakeside people after....😂😂 These guys overbooked KQ tickets and one way ticket went for Ksh 50000. Clearly, my little savings at Family Bank as an intern would not enable me to cater...

Wakurugenziii 🤗🤗😊. I hope you doing fine. I will remind you to keep safe! Corona is real,, eeh wadau wasanitise🤗🤗 Today I am bringing you a story of Jacob, the son of Isaac in the Bible. Imagine agreeing to work for seven years to win a girl and you are tricked with a different girl😒😒. Makosaaa... Twende kazii🤗🤗🤗 mtafurrrahia hii story wadau 😅😅 Jacob had traveled for days through the wilderness to get to Haran where his uncle, Laban (brother to the mum) lived. He got to an open place that had a well. Shepherds were herding the flock there and since Jacob wanted to know where he was, he approached one of the the shepherds and made an enquiry. "Hello, kwenu ni wapi?" Yakobo aka 'Jakubu Ntarangwi'😅 asked. "Sisi ni wachungaji wa Kondoo kutoka Haran. Huwa tunawaleta Kondoo wetu hapa kunywa maji🙁" the shepherds answered. "Aaah, they must be knowing my uncle Laban! I am with the right people 😉" Jacob should have thought to himuselof...

Wakurugenziii 🤗 I hope you are keeping safe. By now you should have known that I am a Nokia marketer even from how I post Nokia adverts on my blog😅. The other day a friend of mine was like, "na wewe ni mjanja, umetuchapia Nokia adverts tu kwa blog😂" Anyhoo, having worked in the industry for more than a year now, I have experienced various kinds of customers and I decided to classify them in the categories below 😊. 1. Physical Exercise (P.E) customers This type of customers will make all the enquiries that will convince you that you almost closed a sale only to give excuses like pesa haitoshi ama nitachukua next week. Such stories, and since you are a Kenyan like me, you can clearly tell what it means when a Kenyan says, "naenda hivi nakam!" This is famously known as P.E😅 How many times have you been in this category?😅 2. Window shoppers I think every customer falls here since one needs to research on a product before committing to purchasing ...

Her highness the birthday girl 🥰 Wadaau, tumsifu Yesu Kristo🤗  Mko fiti?😅 I am bringing you this story straightaaa from the kitchen. How my day went like😀. Mtafurahiaa 😂... Turuus Sasaa, I woke up and did my thing, prepared for work, did full make up! si unajua lazima nijitreat kiasi hata kama hakuna budesco hii roundi😂😂😂 My people were wondering why I wasn't excited about my birthday. My mbogi was so excited about my birthday, way before the D-day and posing questions like 'party itakuwa wapi?'🤭. Baby Ray called to say that he was on his way to my birthday😅. Aiiyaa, with whose money? My account can be embarrassing a times a beg😅. Be warned, baby Ray will come to your birthday and he will sing the birthday song to himuselofu🤣. Wacha niwambie,  during his mum's birthday, we red handedly caught him set with a knife in the kitchen ready to cut the mum's cake😂😂smh. We had plans to meet up with a dear friend Hellen that evening. My small sister...

Wakurugenziii 😅😂 wadauuu, guess whose birthday today?🤭 Today you go call me your mkurugenzi mkuu😅💪, because you will be my carpet and am gonna catwalk on you😂. My niece had mistaken my birthday for yesterday so I received a call from Sue, "Cicie, Tracy is here. She is so excited that it's your birthday and thought she would get you in the house! She even designed a card for you!♥️" Aaaww. Tracy is in form 1, she had some pocket money hidden that she acquired some snacks for me. The only 30 bob left after acquiring the snacks was to get biscuits for me once I arrived home. Kwani mapenzi ni nini wadau? This for me was exceptional love yanii. Imagine keeping savings for someone's birthday since the schools were closed due to covid 19. Aaaah, wadau, Mimi napendwa🥰. Birthday card designed by Tracy♥️ I almost sang, "it's my birthday*2 , I must spend my money" then I heard my account laugh so sarcastically and I had to alter the lyrics to, ...