Skip to main content

Special guest tonight ❤️

Sue, Baby Ray & I


I am so excited guys๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„.  Tonight we have a male guest. We are not afraid of anything, be it thieves, tukona mwanaume kwa nyumba๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. Guess who is the guest tonight, baby Ray aka Mwereria ama ukitaka Mwelest๐Ÿ˜„

We had received a memo from the sender. It read, " To have a good stay tonight with baby Ray, ensure you got 4 essential things; 1. biscuits, 2. Bananas 3. Yoghurt/milk and most of all, good internet to support his you tube at 2am when he wakes up. ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ". Weeuh๐Ÿ˜…
We are all excited to see each other ๐Ÿ˜. It's been a while. I really missed baby Ray, but I am really praying that he enjoys the night since I know about his night drama๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. We are totally risking๐Ÿคฃ Imagine with this curfew, someone waking you up at 2am so that you can take them back to their mummy ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Smh

Floor pillows designed and tailored by Sue

We get into the house and get him a seat. He proudly shows me his mask."Cicieh, ona mask yangu!๐Ÿ˜„" He then asks Sue, "Sasa nakula nini?" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคญ We welcome our guest with some snacks and make him comfortable. He enjoys running around our house since it's spacious! Correction please ๐Ÿ˜…, not spacious cause it's spacious, it's spacious because hakuna stuff ndani ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ if you know you know ๐Ÿ˜…. Anyone can gerrit except cool kids like kina Twity๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚.
We tell stories and everyone seems to be enjoying the moment. Baby is excited since he is getting attention from both aunties๐Ÿ˜„.
We decide to seek from the boss the list of snacks he wanted for the night. The curfew hours are really approaching and we all want to enjoy the night ๐Ÿ˜Š.
"Natakaaa, numbers, amigos, tamutamu, crisps na yoghurt" he says.
"Iyo Tu?" I ask. We now have to work with both memos to avoid night drama๐Ÿ˜… tuko pamoja?๐Ÿ˜‚ Kids are so amazing though, at some I would hear my ovaries twerking as I got excited about baby Ray๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚.
We ensure we feed him well before he sleeps, I told you that we are risking my fren. He could wake up and ask for Baba. "Ako wapi Baba?๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Sitawezana๐Ÿ˜… but I am less worried since his favourite auntie Sue is around. She gonna deal with this ๐Ÿ˜‚.
I tried to make the main meal hurriedly so that mkurugenzi aweze kula kabla alale. All along they are "beating" stories with Sue, aaah, mdauuu, he dozed off at the middle of the story ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, Sue,, surprise!!! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Weeuh, ilikuwa hivyo?๐Ÿคท๐Ÿ˜…

Sasa wadau, it's 2am, and as the memo read, mkurugenzi mkuu ameamka๐Ÿคญ na hajaamka tu๐Ÿ˜‚, he woke up singing this cartoon song from Corona advert filmed by citizen T.V. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ He knows the whole song๐Ÿคญ wadau, it's time for him to take his yoghurt as he watches kina baby shark and other kids songs.๐Ÿ˜…
We all went back to sleep except him.๐Ÿ˜…
I just woke up and thought that I should share how my beautiful night went like๐Ÿ˜….
I am sure he also enjoyed the night cause when the mom called, he was asked when he would go back but he didn't have an answer ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. I am here to stay๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. When I was leaving for work, I had to lie that I was going to get him yoghurt na mafuta ya bike๐Ÿ˜ so that he wasn't disappointed ๐Ÿ˜Š.0
 He reminded me to put up my mask as I walked out๐Ÿ˜„.
Baby Ray is such a blessing ❤️ and he got a great future.

Mdau, have you visited masoko.com
You will get CRAZY offers on NOKIA phones and ensure you key in the Coupon code MAN0583 and you will save on the delivery fees.



Comments

  1. Awww! I'm excited that Ray has featured here. He tells me he has taken lots of tea and bread, and he looks like someone who has come from a real vacation. Thank you for hosting him and we wouldn't mind if he comes again. He'llmake you two understand that we need those ovaries of yours not just twerking but getting ready for the next big thing!๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Aaawww...am glad he enjoyed ๐Ÿ˜Š Happy birthday btw mama Ray. Blessings galore! Hapo kwa ovaries๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ tutaangalia hiyol maneno๐Ÿ˜

      Delete
  2. Eish you have it all figured as an Aunty ๐Ÿ˜‚

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. You know we are trying to fight for " best auntie cup" ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

      Delete

Post a Comment

Popular posts from this blog

UMOINNER MANYANGARE

Wadauuuuuuu๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—... Wakurugenziii... First ofoo, are you fine? Leo nakupeleka moja kwa moja hadi Umoja aka Umo, the city of the latest nganyas, ama ukitaka manyangareee. Aaah,hii nayo, utapenda na usipoipenda basi, utaffffurrrrahia☺️. I have gathered a few facts about these matatus and their users.  1. UMOINNER nganyas ply to Umoja 1, 2 and Inner core Estate, but yeah, utazipata along Thika Road, Mombasa Road,  I mean, itapitia hadi Namanga bora ihepe jam๐Ÿ˜…. Dere wa UMOINNER heri aende South Africa kuliko kukaa kwa jam๐Ÿ˜….  Check the screenshots below from Umoja residents Facebook page๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚. 2. There is too loud music in the nganyas...like let me call you once I alight from the matatu. Most of them have installed screens in every corner of the matatu. Some have each screen for every client. Watu wa Ruaka na Waiyaki Way kaeni kando kidogo mnawekewa kameme FM, but why๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’. And yeah, some of them have PS5 as well. 3. They have masterful artistic filters.  The nganyas a...

UUUIIIII! MWIZIIIi!!!๐Ÿคญ -Part 1

Wakurugenzi!! Wadauuuu๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— Hope you have had a beautiful day and of course keeping safe and warm in this chilly weather ๐Ÿ˜Ž. This weather thinks we are all married๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ™„., Smh. Anyway, I promised to narrate the circumstances under which I was conned my Nokia 2.3 phone.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคญ Its a funny experience yes, but I did this not only to entertain but also to alert you on the creative tricks used in town so that you and/or your loved ones don't fall victims.๐Ÿ˜” Ayaaa basi, wacha katambe๐Ÿ˜‚, a glass of water please ๐Ÿค—. It's a beautiful Monday morning, exactly 7:30am, I honestly overslept but I can still hurry up and get to work on time since we report by 9/9:30am. Guess who wakes me up?๐Ÿค— Paul!! Do you know what Paul wants??๐Ÿ˜Š. Paul begins by asking me if I have received any call from Bessy, and he proceeds to inform me that my profile really looks good and for them to offer me that job, I need to deliver handcopies of my certificates. He goes ahead to enquire whether I pass by Westl...

FIRST FLIGHT MANENOS

Wadau and wadauresses๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„ salimikeni hewani ๐Ÿ˜Ž High five to those that have sanitised๐Ÿ˜…. Now, I am about to narrate my first flight experience ๐Ÿ˜‚. Weeuh, mtafurrahi๐Ÿ˜… In 2017, a few months before our undergraduate graduation, my friend Hellen and I planned to give our Parents a surprise by booking them return tickets to Kisumu for our graduation at the only university in the Equator ๐Ÿ˜‚. It was a brilliant idea since my mum had encountered a leg fracture from a motor vehicle accident earlier that year๐Ÿ˜’. After the graduation ceremony, I would enjoy my first flight with my parents as I kissed the long night travels to Western goodbye ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜‚. Wadau, shetani amewahi kuvalilia high waist na akajifunga designer belt๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ. Hiyo design! That is exactly what he did๐Ÿคท. This was around Christmas season. Ogopa Lakeside people after....๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ These guys overbooked KQ tickets and one way ticket went for Ksh 50000. Clearly, my little savings at Family Bank as an intern would not enable me to cater...