I just watched Abel Mutua's episodes and I like how he refers to his fans as wakurugenzi😅. That guy can tell stories 😂, aaah you are glued I tell you😊. Wakurugenziiii, ndo huyu Mimi sasa, for once wezi wa Tao watatiii😂.
You can follow this link to connect the story;
https://venecitychronicles.blogspot.com/2020/06/uuuiiiii-mwiziiii-part-1.html
Wakurugenzi, I just remembered that dad Twity, a great friend of mine, has an office at Tumaini House and he could help in accessing the CCTV footage since the cyber people didn't help. I call Twity and narrate the whole episode and she is so sorry and promises to talk to her daddy on the same😊. She gives me a call the next day, "Hey girlie, I talked to dad and he is so sorry about that. He called the caretaker and gave him strict instructions on the same. The caretaker will be available on Saturday. I can accompany you to check the footage. It shall be well my girl." Twity is such a lovely girl and whenever called upon, she is so willing to come in, just like the dad. If you read this, know that I am forever grateful for you all😊😊🥰🥰.
We didn't manage to meet on Saturday as planned due to the effects of cessation of movement brought about by covid 19. We therefore pushed the meeting to the next Tuesday😄. Thieves need to learn a lesson wadau.😅
The following Sunday, my older cousin gives me a call at around 11am (hatuujaamka🤭) as she complains that the sister Sue, who is with me ain't picking her phone. "There is a guy who has called me, asking for a secretary at Equity Bank, I have given him Sue's number and he said that he will call after like an hour." Edith tells Sue. I am so keen and I decide to respond back, "Kags? Did he tell you his name? Why does he sound like the guy who stole my phone?"
"He goes by the name Paul, he knows so much about me, he says that we worked with him at Equity. He even knows the current company am working with. He knows so much about me yani until am embarrassed that I don't remember him." Edith narrates.
I decide to give her the details of how I was called for a job and I lost my phone. "You guys are not serious, how do you go quiet about such an issue?" Edith retorts.
"I was to tell you and if you clearly remember, I told you that I need to tell you this story face to face," I revert.
Edith tells me that she had suggested both of us but Paul declined to have me because I was working, "nooo, we don't want someone who is working! Huyo mwenye Hana kazi ndo poa, thank you very much Edith." Paul said.
"Gosh, did you mention my name? Coz he may not proceed with his operation if he knew we are related." I despair.
Well, Edith tells me that we wait and see whether he calls. She went ahead to advise Sue to play a fool and agree with everything he says.
One hour down the line, no one calls. I grow impatient and decide to call Dr
Bessy. I tell her that we suspect that it could be this guy who stole my phone. She advises us to be patient. "....but I think when my cousin mentioned my name earlier that must have put him off.☹️☹️" I despair again. Well, let's be patient.
2 hours later, our professional Paul calls. He apologizes for delaying the call since he was caught up. I record him as they converse. I am sooo excited and praying that all goes well. They agree to meet the next day in town at 10am with her papers.😂😂😂. Just like me. Weeeuh.
Wait, how did this nigga get Edith's number and all her details? Well, I think I know how!🤭 Edith should be one of my referees. When Paul had asked to have my C.V, he concentrated on the referees section. I think he takes a picture of your referees' details, get to LinkedIn and he is able to tell their work experience to-date.🤭
Ayaaa, do you remember in the last episode I told you that I had asked for one of the CIDs number. I decide to call him and he advises us to report early to the Central police so that we strategize on how to get him🤗. Sue is into movies, she has watched these undercover movies and she is thinking on how to act this one😂😂😂. All along we are praying that this operation goes through🙏🙏. Let me introduce you to the greatest undercover corps of all time, g.o.a.t🤣🤣🤣.
Sue sets an alarm at 7am, we wake up, Sue dresses like she is going for an interview, with comfortable flats just incase😂😂😂 if you know, you know🦸🦸.
Nakwambia nilivaa Ngoma rubbers, kama nikukimbia am in for it. We make some fruit juice, everyone has their bottle. "Ebu carry this, it may be the only meal unakutana nayo till supper time, mambo ya police huwezi jua😂😂 Energiser 001😅😅" I joke.
We head to town, it's a holiday, Ile ya waislamu inaitwa? Eid-kîrîa🤣... Manze wakorino pia wachangamke watupee kaholiday hata kama ni ya kukausha "ndarama"😂😂😂.
Oooh before we boarded the matatu, Paul had called and Sue informed him that she was on her way.
We went straight to Central Police Station and as we strategized, Paul calls and he is put on loudspeaker. Sue asks where to meet him but Paul declines to disclose the location and insists Sue should tell her where she is.😂😂😂.
One of the CIDs murmurs, "tell him uko Konja ".
Paul tells Sue that once she is done, she would meet him at Old Nation. "Huyu ni mwizi huyu, si unaona hataki kudisclose location!" One of the CID says. Old Nation is just opposite Konja.
The CIDs change to their civilian gears. Paul calls again and we advise Sue to pretend that she went to Nation Center instead. Paul laughs and decides to offer her directions.😂😂
Ayaa, when nearer Old nation, my cousin is asked to walk at the front and am asked to remain behind. I am tensed. I am praying for Sue right now. I decide to get into the shoe shop, the attendant ananikaribisha but akili yangu haiko uko. 5 minutes later, 10 minutes, aaaaii, I keep on praying that he is caught. I walk outside as I wait for them, 20 minutes later, I decide to text one of the CIDs. Sue may tense so I leave her alone. I immediately see the CID's call, "uko wapi? tufuate!"
Aaaahhhhh🤩🤩🤩
Ameshikwwaaaaa,....woowww
Sasaaa, did I tell you that Sue had carried a nail file in the bag?,🤣🤣🤣 Ati mwizi akileta umamaa, geng geng😅movies zinaharibu huyu mtoto, weeuh😂.
So I catch up with them and one of them asks me to confirm whether it's him. "Eeeeh, ni yeye?". "Stop shouting "🤣🤣🤣 he tells me.
Wadau, am curious to know what happened. I call Sue hapa nyuma as we walk towards Central Police station, jamaa yenu ako kwa Pingu.
"Why did you guys take so long?" I ask.
"This is what happened, when I got to first floor, I called Paul. His phone was ringing but he doesn't pick. I called him severally as I looked for him. When I got towards the other side, he followed me. I questioned why he wasn't picking and he told me that he got another phone that he left back. Well, he apologizes and directs me to a cyber. I tense cause at this point I can't see the police. The cyber guys are cleaning up and they go ahead to tell Paul that there was no internet but he insists that we get in.
We get into the cyber and he gets me a seat. He gets my CV and gives me a paper with instructions on who to address my application letter to. I still can't see the police...." Sue narrates.
One of the CIDs who already has a crush on her ingilias😅 " You know what happened is ,tulikufuata but to some point mkapotea. So I decided to check whether the building had another exit to avoid a scenario of him escaping"
"As I asked Paul a few questions, one of the police got in and begun to talk to the cyber attendant.
Paul sensed and he begun walking out. I followed him and he was like, "why are you following me?" I pretended to have a question. As he walked away, I point him to signal the other police who seemed not to be aware! He wasn't in a hurry, but they did their work perfectly well. That was a coordinated move." Sue narrated🤭
Kidogo kidogo another police meets him from the other side, anawekwa Pingu na sio za Maisha😢. It was a joke😂😂 aki cheka, Sawa tuuu😅😅😅.
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We get to the police station, Paul hana sauti🤣🤣🤣. He is asked to give his ID, haitwi Paul wadauuuu.
He is asked whether he knows me but denies.
"Msee nilikusaidia tenje yangu upige, ni wiki mzima hujanirudishia Jo! " I tell Paul jokingly.
The CIDs are so patient with him as they question him until we decide to take over with Sue😂😂. We question him until they ask us to walk outside kiasi and maybe he would talk. I had this feeling of, nishikieni yeye mnipee chance ya kumchapa Kofi Ka mbili motoo. 🤣🤣🤣
He later agrees to have stolen my phone and behaves so sorry. He confesses that he sold it to a certain fundi in town who is also picked by the police. It's now 1pm, tuko Central Police station wadau, one of our brotherman joins us at the station as we wait for the way forward.
Niliwaambia that I took a photo of him and shared with Dr. Bessy? Wakurugenzii, believe me not, she shares the photo in the mtandao immediately and it now appears that the same guy has conned 6 other people 😂😂😂😂.
Hii nayo kusamehe hapana!! Let him rot in jail wadau.
Wacha hili jambazi liende court sasa😂😂😂.
That's how we caught up a thief in Nairobi CBD 😅💪💪💪
Wadau, let me call my other conned friends and follow up on court proceedings.
We left the station at around 3pm feeling accomplished 😅😅 Tulishika mwizi jamaneni🤣🤣
Hii Nairobi imenionyesha mambo wadau.
Don't forget to sanitise wadau😄
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ReplyDeleteyou got the moves " si za wimbo though"
Write a book out.....
I wish you indicated your name hapo chini, I can't afford to get such a beautiful and funny comment from 'unknown'🤣🤣🤣 mdauu, ati I got moves?!!😅🤭 Andante sanaa
DeleteHaha😂😂😂Story teller you are am just happy this investigative series ended well eeeh enyewe wezi wa Nairobi watatuonyesha mambo. Am sharing this with my sister ASAP am sure this will crack her ribs 😂 You deserve a column in the Kwani Magazine if it still exists , you are not limited by any writing style and you carefully weave ideas into something exciting.
ReplyDeleteGuess who turns out to be my number one fun😅😅 @Claire, you are such a soul. Thanks for always enjoying reading my work, commenting and sharing it🥰🥰
DeleteEti Si Paul,Born Tao yaani chokosh ama,😂😂😂
ReplyDeleteNi Mzee wa kutoka Kirinyaga but Sura NI ya mkamba🤣🤣🤣
DeleteMzee wa Kirinyaga? Somewhat short hivi? I get the feeling this is the fella who conned me back in 2017 about 2 months before graduation.
DeleteWacha akae rumande for a while even if it isn't him 😂.
😂😂😂😂😂😂 💯
DeletePerfect dear... keep more coming
ReplyDeleteThank youuuuu
DeleteI like this.. A story teller you are.
ReplyDeleteThanks a lot
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