NO MASK ON? I FACED THE LAW!!

Wakurugenzi wakuuu, good morning!! Hope you have sanitized cause we have to defeat this corona btw.😊😊😊. I woke up to this meme and I thought that I should share it with you😂. Someone despairs, "Nimekula nyama ya punda, nifanye?" He is given a savage reply ati, "endea mzigo!!!" My country people never disappoint.😂😂

So, this fateful afternoon, I order my mukimo for lunch. As I enjoy it, a couple appears as they check for an Infinix phone. After having a look at the devices, they are directed to other side of the infinix brand shop. The wife, I want to believe so, is expectant, she is held her hand by the hubby. My friend Shiko also notices and I ask her, “Boyfriend yako anakushikaga mkono mkitembea ama yeye ni gangster😕😕😕?”😂😂😂

Aaaah wadauu, wacha mushene itambe, hata ingekuwa wewe ungepiga mushene kama hii na mask on? hapana! A beg, I even put my mask aside😂😂. “Ngaiii, mimi kuna time karibu nikanyagwe na gari juu alihepa akaniacha” Shiko tells me. “Yani mimi 😂😂ilifika mahali nikamwuliza kama mimi ndo nilimkatia because I felt like I was the man in that relationship!!😔😔” I take over. “Sisty, incase of any disagreement or misunderstandings mimi ndo nabembeleza dem nigga. I jokingly called him an idiot nikanyamaziwa a week, mdau, I had to apologize daily. Ilifika mahali nikaona hapa, nigutee😒😒😒, wanaumeee, mdauuuuu, wanaumeee hapanaaa. I think I was dating myself wallahi.😂😂😂😂” I break my story as we laugh it out. Shiko takes over, bla bla blaaaa…..musheneeee.

A customer appears at the Nokia table and before I serve her, I decide to put on my mask. Our shop walls are transparent and you can clearly see the other person from inside. Guess who I make eye contact with???😏😏 A police officer who signaled me meet  to him outside😫😫😫. Weeeuh, I hear you pay 5 ‘sausands’ if you are caught without a mask. Hapa lazima nikachoreee. I decide to head towards the other exit. The police officer hurriedly follows me to the exit since he thinks am escaping! Hahaha, see his life! I walk towards the back door to the wash rooms.
"Five thousand na hii corona, aaaiii!!😭😭😭😭 aaaih, si I was taking my lunch? I haven’t even finished my food yet. Kwani anataka nikule na mask on? Clearly! Hata hana evidence? Ama, I put on a jacket so that he doesn’t notice me?” I am deeply strategizing.

I decide to call Shiko who is not picking my calls😕😭. After sometimes, the back door is opened. “Ooh shit, its them” I murmur. Surprisingly, it's your girl Shiko, she is laughing uncontrollably🙄🙄🙄. “Ameenda? Has he left? Eeeeh?” she isn’t answering me, she laughs and leaves😥😥😞. I can hear her evil laughter from a distance as she narrates to the rest what happened. Hahaha, Shiko is evil(I love you Shiko, najua utasoma hii lol)😂😂😂😂. I decide to peep from the back door and my eyes meet the shop soldier who is signaling me to go. How do I believe him? I shout at him “Has he left?”. He confirms that he is gone.😌😌😌😌
A sigh of relief. The police officer left and never came back. Niliponea wadau.

Wakurugenzii, tafadhali, please put on your masks well, not for the police but more so for our health. I have seen police officers in civilians arrest people who have put their masks wrongly.  I love you so much,  please don’t be a victim!  You would rather use that money to buy data so that you can read, comment and share my stories. Hahahaha…Beautiful day watu wanguuuu. Isaiah 54:17 is my prayer for you, that no weapon forged against you shall prevail.

Msisahau kusabsklybe😂😂