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HOW I MET THE SAFARI PARK GUY ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜‰


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Wadauuuu ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„, after I did the coffee date story last week, I posted in my WhatsApp stories and my inbox was burningggggg, fireeee, ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ hiyo story ilikuwa moto wadau. Kama  ulipitwa na hiyo story usitense,๐Ÿ˜…. Follow this link to get udaku in detail  https://venecitychronicles.blogspot.com/2020/06/safari-park-coffee-date.html  wadau walikuwa like alafuuuu? Kuliendaje? ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜. I have decided to do this story on how we met.๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š But to answer your questions, am so single hata upepo ikipiga nasikia ni kama inasema 'singooo'๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ(say that in Prof. Hamo's voice)

Before I narrate the story, I have some good news here for you from my company in collaboration with Safaricom. If you visit Masoko.com, there are CRAZY offers on Nokia phones!  Ensure you key in the coupon code MAN0583 and you will save 200 delivery fees and you will also  give me a sale๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜„. This code is applicable for Nokia phones only. Hii Maisha ni kusaidiana nanii๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…


Ayaa, twende kazi!
Its long I checked my LinkedIn account. Oooh sorry, LinkedIn is a social media platform where you upload your profile on school and work achievements to date. An employer may opt to check your profile from here. Its like a simplified C.V in a way. Si wewe naambia๐Ÿ˜‚, I know you know but I can’t assume all my wadau know lazima tuflow na story pamo..? Pamoja, eeeh hahaha๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ hii msiekelee bangi, ni kichwa ibadilishwe๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿ˜….

I have several network requests and I go ahead to accept them. You guy my guy; the safari Park guy is one of them. Later on, I get back and find a message from your guy who happens to have viewed my profile. “A very great pleasure we are connecting Venecity. I hope so far you have been great and the practice is fine. Lets link more happy……๐Ÿ˜Š” he wrote.

“Sounds good” I revert. He asks that we collaborate more and he drops his number. Wadau, I decide to check his profile na siwadanganyiii๐Ÿคญ, his profile is sooo attractive๐Ÿคฆ. If anything, I need to expand my network and that’s growth๐Ÿค—. This could be the lead to my next job you know๐Ÿ˜Š. Mi ni nani? Mimi ni Mimi,  I save his number and decide to whatsapp him the next day. I am so official in my convos btw. Sitaki maneno mingi hahahaha๐Ÿ˜….

We get to know each other a little, our current workplaces and what we do. I can tell that this dude is excited about me but…..waiiit๐Ÿ˜…. I had told him about my place of work and of course sold my products to him. wadau, Nokia manze, am so loyal in advertising you, hahaha๐Ÿ˜…. He told me that he rarely drove to town since their offices are at Upperhill, well, makes sense.,๐Ÿฅด

I am just about my daily hustle and a customer in a suit approaches the Nokia table. English ni ile ya Mt. Everest๐Ÿคท but I flow with him. My instincts tell me that this is not a normal customer, you could be in an interview, shine booboo shine!๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ “What models do you have that you can recommend to me?” he asked. I shine with my explanation. “gorrilla glass, sijui, 2 years of android upgrade bla bla….”  I just mentioned gorilla glass aspect and remembered how it backfired at some point on my colleague.๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ Its true Nokia phones have a strong glass yes, but hii nayo ilichoka. He used to demonstrate to customers while hitting the glass so hard with his keys, that day the glass broke๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, story for another day ๐Ÿ˜….

 Back to our story ๐Ÿ˜… “I used Nokia kitambo before you guys potead sijui nini” he reverts. I am curious to know the model he is currently using, wadau, he is using an iphone๐Ÿ˜‹. “So why do you want to shift to android?” I ask. “Well, I can have an extra phone for some other usage.” Wow, wooow, tunadeal na baller hapa๐Ÿ˜„.

 Well, towards the end of our chat he was like, “Thank you so much Kajuju, pleasure meeting you๐Ÿ˜Š” I told you I sensed it’s the guy I chatted with last night!!! Hahaha. See he knows my name and I hadn’t told him?! See! Eeh!  I smile and pretend to not have realized its him. He goes ahead and introduces himself and also says, “ As I told you, I rarely come to town. Today am rushing to see my home area MP at Cargen house,where his offices are, there is a project we are discussing.๐Ÿ˜Š”

 Eeeeeeii, wadauuu, siko lane ya huyu jamaa, clearly๐Ÿ˜‚, wherever. I say pleasure meeting you like five times hahahaha๐Ÿคฃ and he leaves.
We keep on chatting in the whatsapp and I kinda know him too much now.  “I missed you girl and my heart overflows with so much love for you. I treasure you and you know that.”  he would text๐Ÿ˜Š. You feel it?๐ŸคญNakuongelesha wewe, hahaha I know its long uambiwe hivo but si ni life hahahaha, I admit I am evil. Hahaha.๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Hauko solo๐Ÿ˜‚

I am just at work on a different day and I get a call, “Babygirl, I have really missed you. When am I seeing you?๐Ÿ˜Š” hahaha, am rolling wadauu.๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—“What time are you leaving work, maybe I can drop you home and we can chat as we drive along๐Ÿ˜Š” Wadau wacha niwambie, I enjoyed those evenings haha, clearly, I did.๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜…. One evening as we drove home, he put his favourite song and sang along๐Ÿฅฐ, his alto gave me goosebumps wadau. What with girls and dudes with beautiful vocals? Kwanza wa praise and worship na sijataja majina๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

One day I got interested to know why this dude would just interact with me at LinkedIn, tell me that am so mature and humble and yet we hadn’t interacted much. Judging from my profile, mimi sina hata experience mingi, looks nazo mnanijua๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ, am beautiful btw, so jokes ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜… siwezi ringa but I love my curves๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚, hahaha, huzioni, weee shinda hapo, mahatersss hahaha, kamati ya roho chafu๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ.

 I had so many questions for your guy on that particular day. "First of all, what attracted you to me?" “Your maturity, you are mature than your age tbh. Secondly, I admire your humility.” he answered. Aaaaaaww, nipepeteni๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค—.
So you all think I will leave him at that cause he praised me. Wait for it, “honestly, of all the people you interacted with in the linked in, I mean, why wanting to collaborate more with me, not even for my experience or anything, come on?” usinipige, I wanted assurance darling!๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š Eeei I called you darling mdauu. Hahaha.

His answer blew me to the heavens and back, this is what I want the world to hear and am so proud of it wadauuu. Nipee maji.
He goes, “I have never told you this before, but when I went through your profile, you indicated that you served in the Christian Union in campus. Even in your high school, you have indicated that your best moments were in the C.U. I  clearly knew that you are a girl with great values having grown in the church.” Uuuh, more water please๐Ÿ˜…

 “…Again, having served as the secretary General back in the days in my C.U at U.O.N, I clearly can tell that you must be a girl with great principles juu hapo hakukuwa na mchezo.๐Ÿ˜Š That moved me because if someone can declare publicly about it, that tells a lot about the person๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š.” he explained.

 Si nimalizie hapo wadauu. I am speechless, no more questions for your guy. Wooow, namalizia hii story hapo aki na si jokes๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ. Am touched, hahaha

Yes, am glad that my Christian journey inspired someone, am still serving as the Charles New Methodist Youth Church secretary. I love my role; I love my Jesus so much and am looking forward to having you guys join our services once the churches reopen. Before then, you can DM for the zoom links and you can be part of our lovely interactive sessions. God loves you so much, don’t allow that sin to push you away from Him. We all sin and fall short of his glory๐Ÿ˜Š, Kwanza Mimi, but remember what he did in John 3:16,๐Ÿค—๐Ÿค— what kind of love that He gave his only begotten son to die on the cross for me and you! Stay blessed fam๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜Š.
That’s it, beautiful day family, I love you all.
Bye bye ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿ‘‹
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