NOKIA 2.3 HILARIOUS CUSTOMER DELAYED MY COFFEE DATE 😂

Nokia 2.3, 32 gb ROM, 2 gb RAM;Battery type 4000 mAh

Wakurugenziiiii!!! The first day to post my blogs and you give me more than 100 views?!! Aaaaah, nyinyi ni kina nanii? nyi ni wazitoooo✌✌. Waheshimiwaaa, tuendelee na moyo huo huo.😍😍😍😍😍
Good morning wadau. I hope you are all holding up well this chilly weekend. Satanize! Eeeh sorry sanitize,😀 we have to overcome corona btw.

Now, the image captured above is a prominent Nokia 2.3. You will discover the power of AL with Nokia 2.3 which lasts up to 2 days with Adaptive battery technology, takes epic shots with Al imaging and unlocks with a glance. I have so many stories in connection to this model, I will narrate later on hilarious circumstances in which I was conned my Nokia 2.3. For today, lets focus on my experience with Nokia 2.3 customer who delayed my coffee date.😓😂😂😂😂. Turuus! twende kazi.

I wake up to a beautiful sunny Saturday. I have a feeling that it goner be a good day and I have  a motivation to dress up well. It's not those lazy days that I put up a hoodie and my Nokia uniform inside, hapana!. Its been a while I wore my make up especially after CS Kagwe advised us not to due to corona😂😂. I  am no longer late for work nowadays since no make up, Kagwe alinisave yani😆😆. I put up my make up and a weekend gorgeous look and head up to deliver passionately. I have no plans by the way. I am dressing up for work, serve my esteemed customers and head back home.

Wadauuu, my instincts were so right, very right. Its around 12 noon, I receive a call from guess who??! You guy my guy, am all smiling on this call, "Hey baby girl! I missed you so much. You have been declining to my coffee dates due to corona but the rate at which I miss you aki, I have to see you!" Alaa, did you hear that mdau mwenzangu? The phrase "I missed you" appears like 10 times wadau. "Well, not like I have been declining kwa ubaya, I promised to meet you after Mr. rona goes back home. Right?" I revert. Due to the so many times 'my guy' misses me, I suggest that since he knows my work place he can pass by and wave. I disappointed a boy child😈😈😈. "Just a wave? really darling?" he questions and we laugh it off😂😂.
"I have a project meeting at Mombasa Road, I think I can drive to town and see you😊😊" He tells me. Why not? Its should be a refreshing Saturday and I think I am looking really good😉. I agree to give him a call at 3:30 when am leaving work.

It's 3pm, I get a greeting from a loyal Nokia customer who wants to upgrade to a smart phone since he has been using Nokia feature phone, famously known as a button phone ama kabambe. Mzee is quite excited about the new adventure, "Unajua na hii Covid lazima uchangamke! eeeh, arafuu, do I pay to be installed the extra apps that I need?" . We chat and I promise to set up everything for him, after all, that's why I am here but more so I want my customer to leave happy and have a reason to come back for another phone. I am a good sales person na si ati oooh, come for your Nokia 2.3 ama 7.2 basi and confirm sio chocha💪💪😂😂. Kujimarket roho safi😂😂😂

I set up the phone, create an email for him and I think among the many apps he needed whatsapp😕. I install it and he asks me to download more apps "Weka zote, hizo mitandao zote, kuna hizi za mikutano, eeeh" (say that with a kikuyu accent😂😂) I enquire whether its zoom but he is not quite sure. I download zoom, he later asks me to install Skype as well. He is not specific with the apps he wants so I suggest apps like a dictionary and a bible of which he agrees😂😂. Wadau, I didn't download a dictionary but I did download the bible, both Kikuyu and English versions. "Na Viusasa?" he asks. I get it for him.

Its 3:20 pm and "my guy" is calling and I promise to be ready by 3:30 pm. I think am done setting up all the necessary applications for mzee. "Na facebook?" he asks😂😂😂. "Hiyo, unaweza ingia na hii app inaitwa chrome?" I answer him. I grow impatient but I don't show it. I decide to download the FB app for him. Imagine wadau, he doesn't have an fb account so I have to create one and even take him a photo of him to update on his profile.😡😡😡😠. My patience has been tested and tried my people.😂😂😂. After doing all that, he goes like, "Uko sure umeweka hizo mitandao zote?" I confidently agree, "yes!". Amini usiamini mkurugenziii, "Na ile mnaitanga anga instagram?"😂😂😂😂😂😂 Now, I died with laughter. "Aaaah, mzee unajua hiyo?😂😂😂😂" I ask him. "Eeeeh weka hata hiyo!" he reverts as we laugh it off. I download the IG app and I promise myself that this is the last one. I create the account as well but am worried mzee may get  heart attacks when he visits IG, kwanza akipatana na Xtian Dela na hii story yake ya sijui Club Covid, kifooooo, but am out of this wadau😀😀😀😀, nimetii.

I get back the phone to the customer whom I advise to pass by any other day he needed my help since I was rushing somewhere. Mzee is happy and he tips me some lunch. aaaaaw😊😊😊. He leaves as a happy client and I rush to the washrooms to do a make over from my work gears to now a date look😊😉.

See you in my next story as I drive with you all the way to Safari Park for a coffee date that turns out to be a dinner😋. Meanwhile, let me log in IG and follow my customer😂.

 Before I forget, remember to subscribe and to buy Nokia phones, because we keep getting better(KGB).👍👍👍

I wish you a beautiful weekend and Psalms 20 is my prayer for you!😍😍😍😍😍
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