CRAZY OFFERS (80% OFF)

Wadaauu🤗🤗🤗🤗 If you take your precious time to read my blogs, just know you have a special space in my heart 💓, and no rent you go pay aki😅😅

Now, let me tell you, offers do miracles in a business 😅 Let me not go far, have you heard of Safaricom open market? Aaah wadau simu husongaaaa, maybe because of that price reduction or the gift pack you get on getting the product?!🤷. Kenyans love offers😅, and who is Kenyans😂, I am Kenyan🤣, how??

It's a beautiful Thursday morning, I report to work kama kawa and decide to visit Quick Mart at Mfangano for my breakfast snack 😊. I sanitise at the door and of course have my 'tembaricha measured"😅. Quickmart usually have a snack for the day but the offer for the day unajua ni nini?😂😂😂 Cosy tissues, virgin white in colour 🤗, the kind of texture that will have you visit your washroom without any call, na sio ya simu🤭. Zimetandikwa hapo kwa 'enderasi' mdauu. 'Buy one 10 pack at Ksh 324 and get 1 free.' The tag read..."ama ni one tissue roll unapata🤭

The Economist in me tells me to do the math. Did I tell you that I usually have a committee in my head, one of them is a finance committee member. This guy dismisses the idea of getting the tissues. "You know what guys, hata fare ya kusukuma mwezi hakuna. How do you think of doing some impulse buying? " The miscellaneous committee member takes over, "Guys, I have an idea, end month is around the corner, at the end of the day, you will need the tissues but the offer will be gone😳. As you can see it's a Thursday offer only😊" The finance guy retorts, "Okay, we can buy because it's an offer but do you have the money?" The miscellaneous guy who happens to be an impulse buyer shouts, "FULIZAAAA, tutalipa salo ikiiingia🤣🤣" Shenzi kabisaa😅. Guess what mdau, they all high five🤣🤣🤣🤣 am I extra?😅 Nooo, I got no nerve loose in my head, I am fine.

In short I do the math and get for the 20 tissues at ksh 324, that sh 16 for a tissue that goes for sh 35 each normally. Aaah tununue, fuliza kwani iko nini!!😂 I come back and sambaza injili to my friends who run and pick theirs, tumeamua kufungua kaduka, buy each at only 20 fae only, virgin white tissue you all😂😂😂 what are friends for? Supporting each other's hustle...

Enjoy the rest of the day🤣🤣oooh you can as well pick yours while the stock lasts😂😂.

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