Venecity Chronicles

Wadauuuu 🤗 wakurugenzi wakuu 💪 watu wangu wa maana, happy new month! Happy new half of the year 😅. I heard someone dismiss 2020 and indicated that they would skip the year on counting their age😅lol. Anywho🤗, let's hope the rest of the year gonna be friendly to us. Toothache manenos it is! Sasaa wadau, my teeth are usually so sensitive during cold seasons, but this season did not come along with sensitivity only but serious pain. I have had a long history with my teeth since I was young. I have lost several teeth, had a root canal and several tooth refilling ☹️. I can't afford to lose an extra tooth again, especially at my age, maaaan!😒😒 On these fateful days, I ignored the pain and assumed that the pain was due to the July cold approaching! Well, I tried serious painkillers like betapyn but this particular toothache, shamelessly, didn't respect it☹️😭😭 I didn't sleep well that night and swore that this time round, I would set off at dawn to visit the de...

pexel.com wakurugenzi wakuu🤗🤗, thanks a lot for supporting me yani! You guys are the best! Reading my articles, commenting, sharing and subscribing to my blog is such a big thing to me maguys!💪💪 Thanks a lot😉🤗. Sasaa, wadau, have you heard of Balaam's story in the Bible? Punda alichoka literally 😂😂 na akaongea. Aaiya! You may think I am creating my own story! Twendeni moja kwa moja hadi  Chapter 22 of the  Book of Numbers  ( Numbers 22 ). 😅 Sasa, wacha niwambie, Balaam was a prophet in the Old testament. The Israelites were nearing the promised land but the surrounding nations wanted to sabotage them forcing them to go to war with them, but God was always on their side and each victory came with a message. Balak, the king of Moab didn't have hope to defeat the Israelites. "Hapa lazima nikachoree!" Akakumbuka kuna mjamaa anaitwa Balaam, huyu jamaa alikuwa Yule msee yani, in that whatever he blessed was truly blessed and vice versa! Balak akaona, h...

Oyaaa! Oyaaah!  Wadau, hope you are all doing well this weekend 😊. Sorry for keeping you waiting ☹️ hope you enjoy our chronicles to Mara😅, such a beautiful and scary adventure at the same time😂. Twende kazi! In 2018, around November, our family friend, who worked in Maasai land invited us for end of the year mbuzi🤗. Sisi ni kina nani,🤷 we never disappoint 😂😅. We agreed to go for the mbuzi and we were given strict instructions that we should leave the house early enough since it was a rainy season.  The road from Narok town would get quite muddy and inaccessible once it rained☹️. We woke up well with my mbogi, si unajua we need to slay for the road trip pictures you all🤷, what do I put on bla bla delayed us.  We left the house and of course got to a supermarket to get some goodies for the journey and at some point pick Nicole's (my niece) results from school. Make up session by Sue https://www.instagram.com/kathure_g We are four of us, sorry five🤭...

Sue, Baby Ray & I I am so excited guys😊😄.  Tonight we have a male guest. We are not afraid of anything, be it thieves, tukona mwanaume kwa nyumba😅😅. Guess who is the guest tonight, baby Ray aka Mwereria ama ukitaka Mwelest😄 We had received a memo from the sender. It read, " To have a good stay tonight with baby Ray, ensure you got 4 essential things; 1. biscuits, 2. Bananas 3. Yoghurt/milk and most of all, good internet to support his you tube at 2am when he wakes up. 🤣🤣". Weeuh😅 We are all excited to see each other 😍. It's been a while. I really missed baby Ray, but I am really praying that he enjoys the night since I know about his night drama😅😅. We are totally risking🤣 Imagine with this curfew, someone waking you up at 2am so that you can take them back to their mummy 😭😭. Smh Floor pillows designed and tailored by Sue We get into the house and get him a seat. He proudly shows me his mask."Cicieh, ona mask yangu!😄" He then ...

Make up by Sue @kathure_g Wadauuuu 😄😄, after I did the coffee date story last week, I posted in my WhatsApp stories and my inbox was burningggggg, fireeee, 🔥🔥🔥🔥 hiyo story ilikuwa moto wadau. Kama  ulipitwa na hiyo story usitense,😅. Follow this link to get udaku in detail   https://venecitychronicles.blogspot.com/2020/06/safari-park-coffee-date.html   wadau walikuwa like alafuuuu? Kuliendaje? 😝😝😝😝. I have decided to do this story on how we met.🤭😊😊 But to answer your questions, am so single hata upepo ikipiga nasikia ni kama inasema 'singooo'🤣🤣🤣(say that in Prof. Hamo's voice) Before I narrate the story, I have some good news here for you from my company in collaboration with Safaricom. If you visit  Masoko.com , there are CRAZY offers on Nokia phones!  Ensure you key in the coupon code MAN0583 and you will save 200 delivery fees and you will also  give me a sale😊😊😄. This code is applicable for Nokia phones only. Hii Maisha n...

I just watched Abel Mutua's episodes and I like how he refers to his fans as wakurugenzi😅. That guy can  tell stories 😂, aaah you are glued I tell you😊. Wakurugenziiii, ndo huyu Mimi sasa, for once wezi wa Tao watatiii😂. You can follow this link to connect the story; https://venecitychronicles.blogspot.com/2020/06/uuuiiiii-mwiziiii-part-1.html Wakurugenzi, I just remembered that dad Twity, a great friend of mine, has an office at Tumaini House and he could help in accessing the CCTV footage since the cyber people didn't help. I call Twity and narrate the whole episode and she is so sorry and promises to talk to her daddy on the same😊. She gives me a call the next day, "Hey girlie, I talked to dad and he is so sorry about that. He called the caretaker and gave him strict instructions on the same. The caretaker will be available on Saturday. I can accompany you to check the footage. It shall be well my girl." Twity is such a lovely girl and whenever called ...

Wakurugenzi!! Wadauuuu🤗🤗🤗 Hope you have had a beautiful day and of course keeping safe and warm in this chilly weather 😎. This weather thinks we are all married🙄🙄., Smh. Anyway, I promised to narrate the circumstances under which I was conned my Nokia 2.3 phone.😂🤭 Its a funny experience yes, but I did this not only to entertain but also to alert you on the creative tricks used in town so that you and/or your loved ones don't fall victims.😔 Ayaaa basi, wacha katambe😂, a glass of water please 🤗. It's a beautiful Monday morning, exactly 7:30am, I honestly overslept but I can still hurry up and get to work on time since we report by 9/9:30am. Guess who wakes me up?🤗 Paul!! Do you know what Paul wants??😊. Paul begins by asking me if I have received any call from Bessy, and he proceeds to inform me that my profile really looks good and for them to offer me that job, I need to deliver handcopies of my certificates. He goes ahead to enquire whether I pass by Westl...

Nokia 7.2; 48Mp zeiss optics;ksh 31,500 Wadau wadaude😅😅 hope you are holding up well. Nakwambia udaku iko kwa hii story,🤣 you better  take a glass of water, grab a seat and popcorns😋 well that combo😄 ,am out!  Wakurugenzi, the image captured above is a Nokia 7.2, 128gb ROM, 6gb RAM, it has nothing to do with our date, if anything it's for its 48mp camera with Zeiss optics (best optics globally). I was as smart as its camera during the date.😄😉. Nifuate  unyo kwa unyo to my date😄 I promised to narrate this story in my previous episode. To get the flow of the story you can follow the link and read the previous episode 😊  https://venecitychronicles.blogspot.com/2020/06/nokia-23-hilarious-customer-delayed-my.html Wadau, we agree I cross over to the other side of Kenya Cinema where he is able to pick me. You know this "kaexit to kencom", hope sijakupoteza. It's drizzling a bit so I decide to check on my colleague at the safcom within as I wait for ...

It hit me that today is fathers' day and I thought I should write something small about my daddie😊😊, Mr. Ndumba Mwirichia, a.k.a Baba Vene😀 a.k.a Ikandu, hahaha. That's the name I use to cheer him up and joke about everything including those hard moments😅😅. Mr. Ndumba is such a prayerful daddie, resilient, hardworking and the most loving father I know. He got a supportive wife too😁. Anaitwa Liz, a.k.a Lisa, Elizabeth, gerrit😂. (Huyu angojee mothers' day tuandike kumhusu, haha lol. I love you mommy.) I grew knowing that my Daddie is the strongest person on earth. I was not afraid of thieves, my daddie will deal with that! There is a time he took my sister Fridah to Bondo TTC and I missed him so much. I was afraid that thieves would invade us and when I saw a gathering of a few men at Amugaa Coffee Factory, I grew confident because I thought they were planning on how to offer security when dad was away. lol😂😂😂😂. Growing up wasn't easy, but having dedicated...