MONDAY MOTIVATION

Its M😊nday, kama kawa, I will remind you to be awes😍me. Take your time to set a confounding tone for the week.

Things may be tough but remember Great people are often prepared for great works by great trials

#Positive Vibes

#Happy Monday

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UMOINNER MANYANGARE

Wadauuuuuuu🤗🤗🤗🤗... Wakurugenziii... First ofoo, are you fine? Leo nakupeleka moja kwa moja hadi Umoja aka Umo, the city of the latest nganyas, ama ukitaka manyangareee. Aaah,hii nayo, utapenda na usipoipenda basi, utaffffurrrrahia☺️. I have gathered a few facts about these matatus and their users. 1. UMOINNER nganyas ply to Umoja 1, 2 and Inner core Estate, but yeah, utazipata along Thika Road, Mombasa Road, I mean, itapitia hadi Namanga bora ihepe jam😅. Dere wa UMOINNER heri aende South Africa kuliko kukaa kwa jam😅. Check the screenshots below from Umoja residents Facebook page😂😂. 2. There is too loud music in the nganyas...like let me call you once I alight from the matatu. Most of them have installed screens in every corner of the matatu. Some have each screen for every client. Watu wa Ruaka na Waiyaki Way kaeni kando kidogo mnawekewa kameme FM, but why😒😒. And yeah, some of them have PS5 as well. 3. They have masterful artistic filters. The nganyas a...

UUUIIIII! MWIZIIIi!!!🤭 -Part 1

Wakurugenzi!! Wadauuuu🤗🤗🤗 Hope you have had a beautiful day and of course keeping safe and warm in this chilly weather 😎. This weather thinks we are all married🙄🙄., Smh. Anyway, I promised to narrate the circumstances under which I was conned my Nokia 2.3 phone.😂🤭 Its a funny experience yes, but I did this not only to entertain but also to alert you on the creative tricks used in town so that you and/or your loved ones don't fall victims.😔 Ayaaa basi, wacha katambe😂, a glass of water please 🤗. It's a beautiful Monday morning, exactly 7:30am, I honestly overslept but I can still hurry up and get to work on time since we report by 9/9:30am. Guess who wakes me up?🤗 Paul!! Do you know what Paul wants??😊. Paul begins by asking me if I have received any call from Bessy, and he proceeds to inform me that my profile really looks good and for them to offer me that job, I need to deliver handcopies of my certificates. He goes ahead to enquire whether I pass by Westl...

FIRST FLIGHT MANENOS

Wadau and wadauresses😄😄 salimikeni hewani 😎 High five to those that have sanitised😅. Now, I am about to narrate my first flight experience 😂. Weeuh, mtafurrahi😅 In 2017, a few months before our undergraduate graduation, my friend Hellen and I planned to give our Parents a surprise by booking them return tickets to Kisumu for our graduation at the only university in the Equator 😂. It was a brilliant idea since my mum had encountered a leg fracture from a motor vehicle accident earlier that year😒. After the graduation ceremony, I would enjoy my first flight with my parents as I kissed the long night travels to Western goodbye 😅😂. Wadau, shetani amewahi kuvalilia high waist na akajifunga designer belt🤣🤣🤣. Hiyo design! That is exactly what he did🤷. This was around Christmas season. Ogopa Lakeside people after....😂😂 These guys overbooked KQ tickets and one way ticket went for Ksh 50000. Clearly, my little savings at Family Bank as an intern would not enable me to cater...

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