SALAAM ALEIKUM😂

I bet you are all familiar with the blue Monday feeling😔. Isn’t Monday a felon? I mentally prepare myself to always appreciate Mondays because I can never do anything about it however much I may hate them. Either way, every day can never be a Sunday! Trust me, this feeling has got nothing to do with the type of job you attend to! I am aware of people who hold rather gratifying jobs but hey, they still do not look forward to Mondays either😅. Monday has to do with the transition from leisure time to work time, just like a fast-moving car and the change of gears😂😂. It takes some time to adapt into the flow of the mundane work. Its not like a Thursday evening where I shout the opposite, "Thank God it's Friday😊😊." The transition from work to leisure is spectacular than the later. This particular Monday was a bit unique, thanks to this particular customer experience that lit the day😀.
Let me take a moment to appreciate God's creation. Waswahili husema kuwa kizuri chajuiza na kibaya kina...? exactly! The guy was handsome from the deepness of his eyes to the tender expressions of his voice. He put on some loose blue silk shirt with leather cuffs and black trousers. He however got better the more I stared. His rich chocolate hair that had tousled squalor that promised knack. He had strong arched brows and thick eyelashes with deep and catastrophic eyes. I could see the speckle of silver in his eyes. He had distinct forked cheekbones and a sharp jaw and his chocolate skin made him look devilishly handsome. Awooooh😅
"Good morning sir😊. How are you? How may I help you?" I enquired.
"Good morning too madam, I am not really well and I really hope that I will get helped here." The customer responded.
I am curious to know whether it's an issue I can attend to before I refer him to a customer care officer.
"Well, madam, I came to seek an Mpesa statement for my sim card account as commanded by Jezebel's daughter!" He said.
He continues, "This gender of yours is evil, so evil!" I am so curious to know what my gender has done this time round. Well, I know we are full of surprises but hey, hold my beer! ooh sorry, hold my fresh juice😂.
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"I went to some lounging with my side chick over the weekend. This time round, I did my payments via Mpesa. (MKO7WE2NGI confirmed Ksh 8500.00 paid to MALI SAFI BAR & LOUNGING on 24/10/20 at 9PM. New Mpesa balance...) Patently, my side chick called my wife and boasted how she had her man over the weekend and all kind of insults. She persistently told my wife to seek my Mpesa statement that would offer her an evidence. I am caught between a rock and a hard place since my wife has threatened to leave if I don't report back with my Mpesa statement. The fact remains that I was with another girl over the weekend and the Mpesa message will be shouting MALI SAFI BAR & LOUNGING. What do I do cause either way she will leave?" 😂😂😂
Wadau, things were hot, you all thought covid 19 was the only crisis we were dealing with? Ayam sorry, it was dreadful! Anyway, its funny, the best we could do is laugh it off with the customer and later refer him to a customer care officer to get his statement printed. The customer optimistically wished the statement would be filtered but I wont do you justice if I don't remind you of Safaricom values that include; Simple, Transparent and Honest😂. In simple terms, lets be transparent to each other, I will be honest with you all that the customer will get unfiltered statement and deal with the wahala himuselofuu😂😆...Salaam aleikuuum...