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UMOINNER MANYANGARE

Wadauuuuuuu🤗🤗🤗🤗... Wakurugenziii... First ofoo, are you fine? Leo nakupeleka moja kwa moja hadi Umoja aka Umo, the city of the latest nganyas, ama ukitaka manyangareee. Aaah,hii nayo, utapenda na usipoipenda basi, utaffffurrrrahia☺️. I have gathered a few facts about these matatus and their users.  1. UMOINNER nganyas ply to Umoja 1, 2 and Inner core Estate, but yeah, utazipata along Thika Road, Mombasa Road,  I mean, itapitia hadi Namanga bora ihepe jam😅. Dere wa UMOINNER heri aende South Africa kuliko kukaa kwa jam😅.  Check the screenshots below from Umoja residents Facebook page😂😂. 2. There is too loud music in the nganyas...like let me call you once I alight from the matatu. Most of them have installed screens in every corner of the matatu. Some have each screen for every client. Watu wa Ruaka na Waiyaki Way kaeni kando kidogo mnawekewa kameme FM, but why😒😒. And yeah, some of them have PS5 as well. 3. They have masterful artistic filters.  The nganyas a...

IT'S A SCAM🥴🥴

Wakurugenziii🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗 Story! Story!  ðŸ˜Š...Story come. Aah, mtafurrahi😅 The evening radiated her dimmed gown, the air was fresh and tranquil,  the time of joyful reflection has arrived. For in the achievements of the day are a form of self pride that warms the soul, that is a sense of happiness😌. Business people can relate to good days🤗. Business deals for the day have been successful. I interacted with customers who didn't bother to do the bargaining and gave the tip. What a joy!😊 Wadau, ever realized that the same place can look and feel very different at different times of the day. Can you compare the feeling in the streets when you got money and when broke?  Totally different! These are days that I take to my stories to announce to whoever in town to get in touch cause am gonna spoil them😅. Well, it's Eid Mubarak holidays and most people are relaxing in their homes. This is perfect time to spoil myself. This is the season that Muslims have taught us to be kind a...

SHOPPING HACKS-Part 1 🤭

Wadauuuuuuu ☺️☺️☺️... Wakurugenziii....I have missed you guys...I send you hugs during these tough times of Covid 19😘. We shall overcome. It is always an exhilarating moment that I cherish to reach you through  Venecity Chronicles 😊. First ofoo, let's do a check up, mark present by commenting, 'I am fine' on the comment box below cause we value you.☺️ Straighta to what brought you here☺️. Having been a salesperson for more than 2 years now, my life has never been the same when getting new stuff for myself😂 Tangu nijue kuna mashimo for every commodity I needed in the house, aaah😀....utafurahhii...ndugu, utapenda😀. I am going to educate you on how to buy one product at wholesale prices comfortably😊 1. Electronics/Phones. Ayaa, twende moja kwa moja hadi Luthuli...Wadauuu, umeingia Luthuli hapo opposite Archives. Umeniona? Nimevaa Tshirt ya Nokia😉.  This market sells all kinds of electronics, but allow me to focus on phones today (You know I am the call person on the pho...

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!!

  Wadauuuuuuu🤗🤗... It's been a minute? It's been Covid 19, no, it's been lockdown with a taste of curfew, aah! It's been all in one! Chaotic, yeah?! Well, I am so sorry for the negative effects you could have experienced in the midst of all this😭.  I missed you though ☺️ and ayam sorry for not being consistent on my blogs, hiccups been all over out here but yeah, excuses 🚮. The last few months or so have been quite tough. Businesses have closed down, people lost their jobs, we have lost our loved ones to Covid 19, damn, it's been a real struggle. Everyone has had their 'tough' during this season. I don't know your 'tough' but I equally had a fair share of my 'tough' and I felt like God has been unjust☺️. If you are one of the KOTs, the terms violence/chaos button 🔘 should be familiar to you! If your post causes either of the buttons to be pressed,mdauu, run, I said, ruuun, cause you are gonna lose this fight, yeah ma'am, daddy😆....

COMMENCE YOUR YEAR WITH GOD

Wadaaaau!!!!Happy 2021 wakurugenziii😊😊  I overheard that you are also afraid of declaring that this is your year, lol😅😅. You can't all be cowards😂😂, Let me do it first, "DEAR LORD, THIS IS MY YEAR, THE YEAR OF FRUITFULNESS." John  15:8😊 If you are a social media person, you must have come across a clip of this Kenyan musician lady with Kamba origin. She sang a song called, "Twendi Twendi" and declared that it gonna be an amazing year. To most of us, 2020 was a bit difficult. Apparently, Kenyans attacked her claiming that her song welcomed bad news in the year 2020 so she shouldn't do a 2021 hit. To Kenyans' disappointments, she gave us a hit on Year 2021😅. I listened to her interview in The Trend show, NTV. She said that what she did was declaring good things in the year 2020. It wasn't an easy year yes but she experienced breakthroughs in her career, business turnaround and all. Mpendwa, it's all about declaration imagine. Even in the mi...