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CRAZY OFFERS (80% OFF)

  Wadaauu🤗🤗🤗🤗 If you take your precious time to read my blogs, just know you have a special space in my heart 💓, and no rent you go pay aki😅😅 Now, let me tell you, offers do miracles in a business 😅 Let me not go far, have you heard of Safaricom open market? Aaah wadau simu husongaaaa, maybe because of that price reduction or the gift pack you get on getting the product?!🤷. Kenyans love offers😅, and who is Kenyans😂, I am Kenyan🤣, how??  It's a beautiful Thursday morning, I report to work kama kawa and decide to visit Quick Mart at Mfangano for my breakfast snack 😊. I sanitise at the door and of course have my 'tembaricha measured"😅. Quickmart usually have a snack for the day but the offer for the day unajua ni nini?😂😂😂 Cosy tissues, virgin white in colour 🤗, the kind of texture that will have you visit your washroom without any call, na sio ya simu🤭. Zimetandikwa hapo kwa 'enderasi' mdauu. 'Buy one 10 pack at Ksh 324 and get 1 free.' The ...

THOUGHT BUBBLES/MONDAY MOTIVATION 😊

  Wats up yooh!🤗🤗 wakurugenziiiiiiiiii😅 It's a beautiful Monday and we gonna set up the week's tone💪😉. I know you said a prayer when you woke up🤗 but it's also healthy to clarify your priorities once again as you set the pace for the day😃😊 Let's talk a litu' about THOUGHTS BUBBLES 😅😊😊😊. (I know you are like, wara those?😂😂 Twende moja kwa moja hadi Hong Kong sasa🤣🤣🤣) How many times have we been limited by our thoughts? Countless times yeah?!  On our way to Hong Kong, we will have to pass by Israel and check 2 Kings 5:1-...😂😂 It talks about the story of Naaman, commander of the army of the king of Aram. He had leprosy and happens a young girl from Israel. She was a servant to Naaman's wife. This is the girl who saved Naaman's life by referring him to prophet Elisha of Israel. When Naaman met Prophet Elisha, he was asked to wash himself 7 times in River Jordan. Naaman must have laughed sarcastically! (Unajua mimi ni nani? Hiyo ni upuzi gani n...

DAVID ANNOINTED AS KING

Wadau and wadauresses ♥️ What a beautiful Monday to be alive😍😊😊! Mondays are all about positive vibes as we capture some stories in the Bible and draw a few lessons 🤗.  Basi Leo twende moja kwa moja hadi 1 Samuel 16 kutoka mshororo wa kwanza kuendelea😊. We interact with Prophet Samuel who has been sent to the house of Jesse in Bethlehem. As we talk God is soo tired of King Saul and He therefore rejects him. "Fill your horn with oil and be on your way." Prophet Samuel is commanded by the Lord but he is afraid of Saul that he would hear about it and kill him.God advises him to take a heifer with him and say that he had come to sacrifice to the Lord. Meanwhile he would invite Jesse and the family. (Jesse ni Baba David nanii, soma bibilia wewe, lol😅)  When he arrives at Bethlehem, the elders tremble and question whether he comes in peace ama he is about to doom them😂😂. He of course affirm them that he came in peace ✌️😅. He meets Jesse and his sons, from Eliab who is the ...

ACNE/PIMPLES SPREADING LIKE CORONA😰 I GATCHU😊

Yes, wadau na wadauresses 😄, mko poa?? Men, wanaume 😅, tent yenu iko ukooo!!😅 Ile ya green na uko😂. You think we are not aware that you guys will go for three days without washing your faces, leave alone taking care of the skin! But still you got no pimples😂😂😅, absolutely none😢. Inaumaaa😅😅. Wadauresses 😄, this is our article. Some of us have 'jumped' from Lintons to Zaron products and even went an extra mile to import a moisturizer that would work on our sensitive faces😂😂, lakini wapi!!😅, Machosss tu😢, don't worry, I gatchu 💪😂😂😂 Now, wadauresses, we all know that pimples are so shameless, you got that date of your lifetime and they will pop up at a strategic position like you got beef with them😅😅. I will say that they are like mazematics, they don't die but keep on multiplying 😅 or rather they are like Corona, spreading mercilessly😅. Pimples are brought about by various reasons be it hormonal changes like in teenagers, lifestyle, consuming a lot o...

IT'S OVER!! I DUSTED OFF😢

 Good morning ❤️ its long I posted something and am really sorry 😊 Forgiven? Yes, thank you 🤗. It's positive vibes Tuesday!  I would have began by telling you that mindset is everything,🤷 oh yes it is😊, but I can't ignore the fact that we got those low moments😢, those difficult moments😰, you and I felt that we needed prophet Elijah in our lives to transform little oil and a piece of bread left as he did for the Zarephath widow when the land had no rain!! Corona is around and maybe all you need is hope💪🤗 We have made a prayer like;  'Lord, I don't wanna just read and hear about you from other people. I don't wanna celebrate the testimonies of other people whom you have showed up in their lives😢. I am honestly happy and grateful for their testimonies😔, but if you can do it for them🙍, you can do it for me as well. Please show up and ensure you show off in my life🤗. I don't wanna hear about you God!😧 I wanna see you 😢 I know you hear me when I pray🤦 Y...

EMOTIONS ARE OVERATED🤔

Wadau na wadauresses 😄. Good morning ❤️ Hope you keeping safe and maintaining a positive Thursday vibe😊😊. Today I want us to talk a little about emotions. Yes, how do you act when you are îmôshonooo?  😄😍☺️😥😫😖😞😩😧😢😉😋😫😱🤷🙅🙆💁🙋🙇🤦🙍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨⚔️🗡️ Have you heard of a couple that will disagree and out of emotions one of them breaks whatever is breakable in that house? They will retort heavy words that will break everyone! "I will kill you and all you children." "Your family is cursed" "Your mother is a witch." "You are not the father to my kids" "I hate them so much even if they got infected with Covid -19 I won't mind😧".  Those are some of the heavy words that are spoken out of emotions. You could be having a sibling that you support and this particular day you are not in a position to and they retort with emotions like, "Hata usiwahi nisaidia tena😳" like it's a must for you to. Shameless😅. Such wor...

MONDAY MOTIVATION 😊

Grab a glass of warm water😊 Do some coffee if you wish🤗 Stay positive and focused. Remember to put on your best pants and get stuff done 😉. A positive thought on Monday can set the tone for the rest of the week remember 😊. I used to pray to God that He gets off the mountains that came my way, but I realized that growth is seeking strength to climb every mountain that I came across, remembering that the peak of one mountain is the starting point of a higher mountain 🏔️💪💪😊. As Jim Ronn said, you either run the day or the day runs you 😀. It's MoNdAy😊, remember to be AweSOmE😍😍 #MondayMotivation #Positive vibes😍