Wakurugenziiiiiiiiii 🤗🤗🤗 .....Hope this October is taking you well... regardless, like we said yesterday, we will do it on the HALLWAY in the meantime ☺️. Sasaaa, hadithi ninayowaletea, mtafurrahii😂😂😂😂...(to those who don't understand Swahili, I mean, it is party and it doesn't want anger😂😂😂). Watu wakujie lessons za Kiswahili...eeeeeh😅
Ayaaa, twende teketeke hadi tao (let's go hurriedly hurriedly to townðŸ¤), well, allow me to do this thing in whatever language that I can, even if it's Kimeru, cause clearly if I go the English way, nitakupoteza, I will lost you🤦😂.
This particular day was not one of my best days, first of all I had a bad day at work, secondly, it was too cold in town, thirdly the curfew is at 7pm and time is much gone, fourthly, ayam singo mpaka upepo ikipiga nasikia ikilia, "singooooo"😢. Too much problems on one person, right? 😂. Weeuh! I pick my bag and head to the point I pick matatus that ply to my place. Guess what wadau, there is a very long queue of passengers waiting for the matatu of the route I use. Remember it's cold and am too tired to go through a second version of standing after work😒 so what do I do. "Aaaah, do you remember the groceries lady got a job as a tout here! I even congratulated her...call her and ask her to help."
I take my phone and call Maggie mama mboga, and we do it in Kimeru so that the rest don't understand (corruption ilianza hivi 😅). She is sorry about my situation and she tells me about a lady called Kagendo. I am fromTigania so I will call her Kaendo...G inatype😅. She sends me her number and asks me to call Kaendo but I recommend her to do it from her end.
"I have called Kagendo, her matatu is number X. She will be there in the next 5 minutes. I have told her that you are my cousin. In case she questions, tell her that my mother and your mother are from Nithi. They are sisters" 😂😂
Kidogo kidogo, I receive a call. True caller never disappoints, Kagendo X Sacco calling... I receive it and switch my Kimeru accent from Tigania to Imenti so that we can be on the same page with Kaendo😂😂😂.
"Kajuju, is the queue too long?" Kagendo asks.
"Yea, it's too long, hata imepiga kona na uko chini." I revert.
" Just do this, go to the office and ask for John. Tell him that you are my sister and don't queue." Kagendo responds.
Should we call this an identity crisis? I am a cousin and a sister at the same time... whatever works I don't care😂😂😂... curfew and standing for extra hours on the queue is not my cup of tea! Cause ayam tayad😰.
I look for John and talk like I was instructed. "Ooh you are Kagendo's sister? Just stand around here. Si unajua gari yake?" I confidently agree that I know the vehicle that she is in charge of.
Wadauu, mtafurrahii 😂😂😂
In a few minutes, we get two matatus arriving and apparently one of them has a lady tout..."that must be Kaendo" I guess😂😂... mtafurrahii. Unaweza kuwa hujui sister yako? How now? 😂😂😂 haigwesiii😅.
The matatu with the lady tout arrives and I assume this lady must be Kagendo. She doesn't call me, she is not even concerned guys and people have began getting into the matatu she is in charge of. If her matatu is full, I am doomed😅
So as you all know, Kajuju is action oriented, what does she do? I begin waving at the lady tout as I call her in Kimeru, "Kaendo, Kaendo, î uñi, Kaendo, î unî (Kagendo, it's me here, it's me here." (Kaendo autîndîa rungâa, Yani she is not even concerned 😅😂😂.) Gosh, I hope John hasn't noticed cause this is embarrassing 😅😂. Wadauu, I realize that this lady is speaking Dholuo yawaa, sio Kagendo alafu niliambiwa Kagendo amenyoa. It must be nice😅.
Aaah Kajuju unaniangusha, umesahau akili kazini?
I pull back zile za ",weweee, cheza chini, unaona umechomaa".
Apparently, no one had noticed since there was commotion. One of the queue managers questioned why I was not in the queue and John had to defend me, "huyu ni wa Kagendo, anangoja gari yake"
Immediately, Kagendo called and she was like, "I am already past the bus station, can you see a blue bus? Walk towards me cause I don't know you."
I walk towards the bus but I couldn't trace it.
I call her back and she was like, " hauoni bus ya blue yenye imeandikwa.." kitambi na mimba ni bidii ya mwanaume"."😳😳😳 Aaah pull up...zima hiyo kitu inapiga kelele..ati imeandikwa nini?😂😂😂. Wadau nilifuraahi.
To cut the short story shorter, I traced the matatu and arrived home safely before curfew😅😅
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