HORRIFIC ENCOUNTER WITH CBD ASKARIS 'KANJOS'

Wadauuuu🤗🤗🤗 Mko poa?? Manze nimewamiss. Bado sijaomokaa😂😂 

I am bringing you this story straightaaa from the kitchen 😅😂. Weeeuh🤭 Wacha katambe.

So now, my afternoon was a bit boring at work today and I looked forward to hours flying and I would be home soonest. When time had elapsed and I was about to go home, some 'Kanjos' ama ukitaka county council askaris decided to give us some entertainment and some piece of their minds, "watu wa 'Ndii maina' Yani watu wa D- na mmevaa t-shirts hamwezi niambia kitu"😂😂😂 I know you are wondering how all this came to be. 

Aya basi twende moja kwa moja hadi Farmers Building hapo MOI Avenue. Si you know those Safaricom Dealer shops? Eeeh, I happened to be in one of them🤗. Ayaa, maybe you have come across a few hawkers along that street? Yeah? Happens one mama with a kid, she is a frequent hawker and am used to seeing her causing fracas with kanjos. She is this brave woman with a young kid and whenever kanjus visit her and try to take her mzigo away, she will begin beating them with dem oranges and throw tantrums 😂😂😂😅.

Today was not a normal day for her and kanjus. They were a bit rough with her and she tried to protect herself from them and of course ranted😅. My colleagues bond a lot with her kid whenever the mum is minding her business. Out of pity, one of my colleagues from a different brand decided to rescue the kid from the fracas. Kanjos were like 10 of them. In the process of getting the baby, some kanjus decided to handcuff my colleague for minding their business. Noises were all over, strangers paused to witness the drama. It was chaotic 😒. Weeuh.

"Weeewe, mbona mnashika mtu wetu. Amefanya?" We questioned. You all know kanjos can be nasty, yeah. I honestly think it was a bad day for them, hawakula kakitu the whole day and they had to 'close' the day with whoever falls a victim. Kidogo kidogo, our colleague is handcuffed and taken to the kanjos car🤭. 

What are friends for? All the promoters from the shops around gathered outside to give the kanjos a piece of our minds.

" Eeeh, amefanya nini ili mmshike? Eeeh mnataka kumkulia tu pesa...eeeeh za maji huenda majini 'Cia ruuji cigitaga ruujine' 😂😂😂 One of us ranted until these kanjus wouldn't take anymore. They called their mkubwa to come and arrest her. This drama was dramatic 😂😂😂. That kizungu is not mine.

Kidogo kidogo one of the kanjus with a green mask, I can't forget him, called us names my fren and was like, "Si mfanye kazi yenu, watu wa D- na kiherehere miiingi. Mnadhani mnaweza niambia kitu na hizo t-shirts zenu" I can't write some matusi here wadauu😂😂😂.

Nilijiita kamkutano, "Kajuu? Kajuu? Kajuu? "😂😂 Mara ya tatu ndo niliitika😂😂. I had proudly worn a T-shirt that shouted NOKI NA NOKIA😂. Nikajiuliza, " Kajuu, na D- yako na t-shirt yako si unajilipiaga rent?" "Eeeh🤷" I replied.

"Kajuu, unakulaga kwa mtu? Hapana! Hiyo D- yako unajilisha nayo, Sindio. You rock in your t-shirt and live a contented life. Sindio? Eeeeh. Kajuu, na hiyo Ndii Maina' yako, in case your family member needs your help, si you are able to attend to them na hiyo Daudi yako hata kama sio Daudi msalabani (D+)😅. So keep rocking your gorgeous t-shirt mummy, hii Nairobi tulikuja kutafuta pesa na hatukuli ya haramu kama waooo🤷🤷🤷"😂😂😂😂 End of monologue.

Wadau, I don't know what happened to my colleague till now, tumwekeni kwa maombi wasilipishe kisasi na yeye aki😰.

Hii article imeandikwa na mtu wa Ndii Maina', hope umeenjoy?😂😂

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